I have seen this joke on "literally" every forum i've been to.
nonetheless a funny joke.
2 2006-04-24 21:26:22
Re: The Change Of Things (13 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
I take it that you are the moderator for this section. Good job.
3 2006-04-24 21:25:07
Re: Who Would Win (86 replies, posted in The Dark Side)
Okay, quit it Bindo. We know your a f*****g bada**.
4 2006-04-24 21:22:51
Re: The Never Ending Question: Luke Or Darth Vader? (24 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)
I always enjoyed the transformation from a boy to a man. Luke all the way.
5 2006-04-24 21:21:47
Re: Zelda (33 replies, posted in Video Games)
Oh, you get the bow inside the forest temple.
6 2006-04-24 21:20:47
Re: Moderator Tryouts Available (23 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
never was a leader...moderating seems a little...stupid.
7 2006-04-17 16:03:49
Re: Greatiest Jedi Masters (63 replies, posted in The Light Side)
Being killed by Maul is like being killed by a ninja......cool.
8 2006-04-17 16:01:00
Re: Armed Services (48 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Well....that you can never know.
9 2006-04-17 15:59:49
Re: Red Vs Blue (33 replies, posted in TV Shows, Movies and Music)
Lopez is my fav. Simmons is a close second.
Simmons: "What is Lopez doing?"
Sarge: "To fight the enemy head on, hand to hand...mano y mano. What a brave little compadre. Lopez, I never understood a word you said, but you hated Griff, and that is the most important thing of all. Addios amigo...addios."
Simmons: "shouldn't we go help him?"
Sarge: ".......nah. That would ruin the moment."
10 2006-04-16 16:46:16
Re: The New Jedi Order (635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
As Aliana was walking down the street, the noise became louder, and louder. Then there were phaser shots. She looked up at the rooftops and saw a Creature fly out of the window and land on the street right before her. It outstreched it's hand and then died.
11 2006-04-16 10:55:56
Re: Greatiest Jedi Masters (63 replies, posted in The Light Side)
Actually, I don't think that he would have. He would be old, and withered. Barely able to hold a lightsaber.
12 2006-04-16 10:53:14
Re: Who Would Win (86 replies, posted in The Dark Side)
No, the right choice is....Darth X!!! he is too pwerful to be a choice, Blah!!
13 2006-04-16 10:51:05
Re: Armed Services (48 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
There is nothing pathetic about that. If people have the ability to bend others to helping them and they get away with it, then the ones who help them are the pathetic ones. As for decisions,
Nobody but the person makes there own decisions, and they are fully responsible for it, even if others intervene.
14 2006-04-16 10:44:08
Re: The New Jedi Order (635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
*Yojimbo drew his sword*
"Picard, Pre-" but before he could finish the streets filled with large insectoid creatures...some looked human with serious disfigurments. A small four legged creature jumped at him but was met in the air by a phaser bolt and the figure disentegraded.
"Into the building!" yelled Picard
They scrambled inside. Yojimbo started to move a dresser in front of the door.
"It'll hold, but not for long." The window in the upstairs broke. Scrabling was heard throughtout the room. "I'll check the upstairs."
Yojimbo ran up the stairs, Picard just aimed his phaser at the door "I'm getting to old for this crap."
//////////////////////
The area was quiet. Yojimbo walked silently through the corridor, resembling a canon shaft from old warships. The glass from the window was broken in and a door was smashed. It stood there. It had the absence of eyes, which was most noticable. Without warning it jumped at Yojimbo. He quickly dropped stepped and the creature hit the floor and slid from the floor's polish.
Yojimbo placed the sword in front of him and started to run towards the creature, it turned around only to be met by the ninja's sword in his face. It grabbed the sword in a desperate attempt to take it out but then died. Yojimbo's eyes squinted.
He slowly turned around Two more figures were in front of him...there would be no rest for him...or Picard.
15 2006-04-15 11:25:14
Re: Greatiest Jedi Masters (63 replies, posted in The Light Side)
That's a good way to put it.
16 2006-04-15 11:24:15
Re: Red Vs Blue (33 replies, posted in TV Shows, Movies and Music)
I lover RVB, It is one the of the funniest things that I ever saw. I own the whole first season on DVD.
17 2006-04-15 11:23:02
Re: Armed Services (48 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Oh? Are they pathetic? People are people and we are part of them. People that step back and look at you would say the same thing. The people are power. When one person is alone, they are smart. But when they are together, they are dumb, stupid, panicky and you know it.
18 2006-04-15 11:19:47
Re: Age (97 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Who do you think made them that way...men!
19 2006-04-15 11:19:10
Re: Age (97 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Who do you think made them that way...men!
20 2006-04-15 11:18:15
Re: The New Battle Board (165 replies, posted in The Dark Side)
Two giant Cannoks come out of the jungle and attacks the first officer. It rips him up a little and drags him into the nearby rocks.
"Jann, Noo!" yelled the other.
Yojimbo pulled a 4-pointed shuriken and threw it in the general direction. It curved around the rock and went into the gap.
"Did you hit?" asked Bob, the officer in the blue uniform.
"..................no." replied Yojimbo
The cannok came jumping out of the rocks. Bob fired his phaser at the creature and it disentagraded completely.
"That will put the fear of GOD into them!" Yelled Bob.
Yojimbo just shook his head.
