101

(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

First, you are going to need to get people.

102

(80 replies, posted in Suggestions and Comments)

I thought about and well, my religion is the way of the ninja with a few spiritual modifactions. I do all the thinking myself with that sort of thing. I am not Darko because I am not as quick to anger as he is.  :blink:

103

(80 replies, posted in Suggestions and Comments)

Buddhism is a very honorable religion, good for you. My religion? I can't think of the right words to tell you with, so I won't tell you at all. No offense to you intended. wink

104

(97 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

How so?

105

(44 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Chuck Norris once swallowed two bottles of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

106

(35 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

You can fight me. But you wouldn't win.

107

(149 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

The Sith are...burnouts. Like big hair and parachute pants. Shadow people are "In" now.

108

(52 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

Single Purple...It's pure style man.

109

(141 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

PLAGUE!!! How would you like to fight when you got 103 flu? I doubt it.

110

(63 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

You seem to have a lot of them.

111

(755 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)

Huh? Well...I used Canderous and jolee since they have a lot of diolougue together, especially on korriban. I modified my game so that I was a scout (with ninja stealth) throughout the whole story.

112

(99 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Yojimbo walked in the temple. The clearing was ahead. It had it's own sense of beauty as the tomb was escolated with a series of steps. The fuana had released some large particles in the air.

"reminds me of home." he whispered to himself.

He walked up to the top. The golden light turning his blue gee a green tint.

Something moved behind him...He immeidiatly pulled out his sword and backed up into the tomb. A whisper from the shadows he turned around to see a young child sitting on the tomb. he raised his sword in the air and came down with a force that could have sliced a basilisk war droid in half.

The child's eyes went from green to a solid gray and his body decayed before him. The mouth opened louder than anything he had seen and a force shoved him fifty feet into the temple walls.

The tapping of sith soilder's feet came rushing from the jungle. They all came...hoping to catch a being not of flesh or blood. A spirit of the true sith...

"there is the little laigrek!" yelled the commander in red.

The boy looked at them and they all just fell to the ground dead. the boy walked to the commander's body and lifted in from the ground he entered it and the body twitched from it's unwelcome guess.

It walked over to Yojimbo and kneeled down.

"You are not Jedi..." it said to him.

"Yojimbo just stared at him*

Where is mommy? the message flashed in his head

"Mommy, huh?" replied the ninja.

Where is she?

"release me and i'll find out for ya."

ok...

*even though "it" was a grown man, it had the voice of a little boy...and the mind of one.*

Yojimbo stood up and left the building. He looked relaxed on the outside but he knew it would kill him if he thought he was "Bad". He left as the fuana dust whirled around him.

Whatever...you can't know what the title is beacuae we have no clue what the damn thing is about...really.


Is there and indellible line between the sith and jedi? SAnity or Insanity? Or do they change one into the other at the slightest change of events.

You can qoute that if you'd like.

114

(130 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Nice...Chuck Norris. Let Sion be what he is and tolerate him...It wouldn't be the same without him.

115

(165 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

Wow Sion. Ok bye bye... I'll go to the fan fic when it is in control.

116

(410 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

That's how the force started in the first place. heh...heh

117

(83 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

I guess I say that because of the fact I didn't watch that one first.

118

(174 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Whoa!

briefs

Brianna or Bastila

119

(615 replies, posted in The Light Side)

SRy guys, been on vacation.

*Yojimbo comes flying in with jumping kicks and unessesarly complicated moves.*

Two rodians strangleing themselves bump into Sion and make him spill his drink.*

"HHHHmmmmmm..." groans Sion.

A Mandalorian comes into the bar and is surprised to see everyone beating each other and picks out the blue ninja to fight with.

Yojimbo throws his swords just in between his visor Monty Python style and casually walks up to him and prys it out of the mands head with his foot.

A Large man wearing a red poncho and a red bandana around his mouth storms in. Everybody stops fighting and stares at the Bandido.

Matar lets go of a devaronian he was strangling and Yojimbo's eye twitches. Sion is still preparing his prairie dog like nothing is happening.

The bandido pulls out a heavy repeater and starts shooting at everyone. Yojimbo jumps behind the bar. Bolts flying everywhere he decides to chance it and reach for his drink on the bar buts a stray bolt hits the glass and shatters before he could take a sip.

He takes a shuriken from his gee and starts peddleing it around his fingers...

The firing stops and he slowly lifts his head to survey the damage. Noone was hit and sion is still making his prairie dog. Now mixing the egg into the cure for hangovers.

Yojimbo takes the shuriken he was fiddling with and lands it in the bandits left eye. He stumbles back into a trough. All stare at Yojimbo for a second.

Everybody starts fighting again...

120

(105 replies, posted in Video Games)

Who said that would be dull? Heh...heh