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Authors note: I’ve decided to make another story because people liked the last one, so I did. In this story they leave Naboo. (so sad for Revan) And Mission gets drunk. In this story I did not include the lovey-dovey stuff, Because you all know what Revan, and Carth are doing……(Their having “discussions”)

Mission, Bastila, and Jolee are just finishing up there breakfast. Well, actually Bastila, and Jolee were done long ago but Mission had a huge appetite. Mission just finished her 6th breakfast.

“Brooaugh” Mission burped, again.

“Mission are you done?” Bastila asked.

“No!” Mission yelled, while chewing down on ribs.

“Mission stop! This is ridiculous!” Jolee said.

“The only thing that’s ridiculous, is that you didn’t even finish your first meal!” Mission said.

“Come on!” Bastila said, dragging mission out of the restaurant.

“Ok glad that’s over with” Bastila said.

“Well what now?” Mission asked.

“Should we find Carth, and Revan?” Jolee asked.

“NO!” Mission yelled.

“Well then how do we leave Naboo?” Jolee asked

“We’ll wait for them at the Ebon Hawk, they said they would come back” Bastila said.

“Ok” Mission said, walking to the ship.

**

Mission, Bastila, Jolee, and T3 had been waiting for five hours.

“Wow they must really miss each other” Mission said.

“You think?” Bastila said, sarcastically.

“Wanna go get a drink?” Mission asked, getting up.

“Sure” Jolee said.

“I’ll stay here with T3” Bastila said.

“Bee-wee-doe-oo” T3 beeped, drastically.

“No T3 sorry, but they don’t serve oil” Jolee said.

“Don’t worry T3 I’ll keep you company” Bastila said.

“Woooooooo” T3 beeped, sadly.

“Let’s go” Mission said, walking away with Jolee.

**

At the cantina Mission was no different than, she was at the restaurant. We’ll instead of eating she was drinking….ALOT. In other words she was drunk.

“Mission I really think we should go!” Jolee said, trying to pull Mission out of the cantina.

“aah-ooo-ba!” Mission said, drunk.

“Come on Mission you’re to drunk!” Jolee said.

“I’m not drunk, not necessessessarily” Mission said, crossing her eyes.

“Let’s go!’ Jolee said, dragging Mission out of the cantina.

“That’s the second time!” Jolee said.

“Im’a sorry” Mission said, walking around mentally.

“Let’s go to the ship.” Jolee said, guiding Mission the way.

**

After Mission, and Jolee got back to the ship, Jolee explained everything to Bastila. And after a while Mission got back to her normal self. (Which to me still seems drunk)

“So are Revan, and Carth back yet?” Jolee asked, Bastila.

“No” Bastila said, turning around.

Surprisingly Revan, and Carth actually did come back after a half hour.

Revan walked into her room.

“So how did it go?” Mission asked, Carth.

Carth walked up to Mission and, slapped her.

“What was that for!” Mission asked, in high tone.

“…….I don’t know” Carth said, walking Into the room with Revan.

“Whatever.. good night” Mission said, walking into her room.

**

In the morning the group decided to go to breakfast… without Mission.

“Mission you aren’t coming!” Jolee said.

“Fine!’ Mission said, walking away.

“Bastila do you want to come with us?” Jolee asked.

“um….no thanks” Bastila said, looking guilty.

“Why not?” Jolee asked.

“Uh…you see.. I am in the process of becoming a man” Bastila said, still looking guilty.

“No seriously why?” Carth asked.

“Well you see I, uh I, I,-

“I What?” Jolee asked.

“I NEED TO SHAVE MY LEGS!” Bastila yelled.

“um why do you need to hide that?” Jolee asked.

“Look” Bastila said, showing them her legs”

“OH MY GOD!” Revan yelled, looking at the hairy legs.

“I thought Zaalbar was the hairiest thing on the ship” Carth said.

“We should really go” Jolee said, walking away.

Revan, Carth, Jolee, and T3 walked away.

“Uh while you do your,……Shaving, I’ll be in my room” Mission said, walking away.

“Better get started” Bastila said, pulling out a vibroblade.

(Bastilas’ legs make Zaalbar look bald)

**

After Bastila was finally done, Carth, Revan, Jolee, and T3 got back.

“Why are you guys back so early?” Mission asked.

“Because we only ate once, not six times” Carth said.

“Whatever I’m going to go get Zaalbars’ new food” Mission said. (Zaalbars new food is people that are still alive.)

“So…can we like, leave Naboo now?” Bastila asked.

“NO Carth, and I aren’t done yet!” Revan yelled.

“Revan I know you’d like to, but we can’t stay here forever” Bastila said.

“But I’m not done yet!” Revan said, whining.

“Well you can do uh…. “It” on other planets” Bastila said.

“Fine!” Revan said, walking away.

“So…, Carth can we take off now?” Bastila asked.

“Fine” Carth said, walking to the cockpit.

“Everyone get ready!” Carth yelled.

The Ebon Hawk hovered up, and flew into space.

*****

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