Davik Kang (Page 2 of 3)

It goes like this:
After the crash, they were stranded on a desert island. Since they had no food, they we're forced to resort to canibalism. Since the captain was blind, they told him it was seagall meat. And they slowly died one by one, eating the one who died. After a time, the captain was the only one that got away (it's irelavent how he did that), and he went to a restaurant and ordered the meat. After taking one bite, he realised that what he was eating on the island wasn't it, and figured out what he was eating, so he killed himself.

There's more, like:
You're goin' to a village, and you come upon a crossroads. There are two brothers standing there. One allways lies, the other one newer. And one road leads to the village, the other to a pit. You have only one question to ask them. The same to both of them.
What is it?

I hope I'm not boring you with these.

Yeah, or more like, what woul'd your brother say is the right road.

Won't work. You have to get the same answer from both of them.

Yeah. It's pretty easy once you hear it first.

Aye, that ya' do laddie. B)  :ph34r:

Aye, they're incredably easy once explained. But that doesn't stop you to bust your brain for days tryin' to figure 'em out.

Aye, but somethimes you just cannot seem to get there. And when the answer is revealed to you, you just want to band your head up against the wall.

Aye, that's true.