The Mexican, The Iranian, And The Redneck

Okay, this may sound racist, but it's not meant to. It may offend you, so I'm sorry.

There was a Mexican, an Iranian, and a Redneck woman sitting at a bar.

The Mexican downs the rest of his drink in one gulp; throws his glass up in the air; takes out his Mexican pistol and shoots the glass, shattering it into a million pieces.

He puts his gun away saying, "Where I come from glass is so cheap we never have to drink from the same one twice."

So the Iranian downs the rest of his drink in one gulp; throws his glass up in the air; takes out his AK-47 and shoots his glass, shattering it into a million pieces.

He puts his gun away: "Where I come from we have so much sand that we never have to drink from the same glass tiwce either."

The redneck woman sits there for a second then downs the rest of her drinks in one gulp; throws it up in the air; takes out her .45 automatic and shoots both the Mexican and the Iranian, then catches her glass.

She smiles, "Where I come from there are so many illegal immigrants that we never have to drink with the same ones twice."

She then orders another round.

Starr