Topic: Where Is God?
All right... I got a joke. 
There was this woman and she had two unruly sons. She had tried so many things with her boys, including reading all the parenting books she could get her hands on.
One day when she was talking to her neighbor, her neighbor mentioned how her preacher spoke to her boy.
"I don't know what he did to him, but when he came out of that office he was changed."
A spark of hope lit in the woman's heart and she asked her neighbor if her preacher might be able to speak to her boys. The neighbor said that he would and scheduled an apointment for the woman and her two boys.
The day of their apointment the mother sent her oldest son in with the preacher into his officer and put her youngest son in the waiting room. She then left to wait in the car.
Now the preacher that was speaking to the oldest son had just got out of a service and was wearing his black gown. He approached his desk, looked directly towards the boy and asked, "Young man, where is God?"
The boy was astounded. That was the last thing he expected a preacher to ask. He looked around the room at the pictures on the wall and stayed silent.
The preacher asked the boy again in a more authoritative tone, "Young man... where is God?"
The boy again stayed silent and slowly looked around the room. The preacher began to become a little upset and asked the boy in a louder voice, "Young man... I asked you, Where is God?"
The little boy jumped out of his seat and ran out the door, grabbed his younger brother and headed towards the parking lot.
As he was leaving the building a woman overheard the boy saying to his brother, "Let's get out of here Johnny... they've lost God and are trying to pin it on us." 
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