Re: Corrupt-a-wish
granted but you are no longer a bum because you're being payed making the wish impossible.
I wish I could be general of the United States Army.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted... but a group of terriost find out where you live. They then come to your house, kidnap you and take you to a remote location where they brain wash you.
I wish I was a zoologist.
Starr
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but one day one of the Animals could eat you.
I wish I had a "Nano suit" (from Crysis).
Attack on ground where your enemy believes you will not, from an unexpected direction at an unexpected time. Defend where your enemy believes you are not, and when he believes you will run. Surprise is the key to victory, and speed is the key to surprise. For the soldier, speed is life.
Qui suis-je?
Qui suis-je?
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
granted but it malfunctions and you cant control it and end you end up committing suicide
I wish Christmas break wouldn't end
Ill take the stupid one who decided to talk rather than shoot while he had the chance.
How does 90mm of tongstin strike ya?
if were all clones, why am i the only one with a sense of humour?
I AM CABOOSE, DESTROYER OF VEHICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What!?!?! you cant call dibbs on a spaceship.
Yea I can. Dibbs. See I just did it again.
How does 90mm of tongstin strike ya?
if were all clones, why am i the only one with a sense of humour?
I AM CABOOSE, DESTROYER OF VEHICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What!?!?! you cant call dibbs on a spaceship.
Yea I can. Dibbs. See I just did it again.
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but you would loose all your money and you'll be a broke... 
I wish that I cannot be bored... B)
Attack on ground where your enemy believes you will not, from an unexpected direction at an unexpected time. Defend where your enemy believes you are not, and when he believes you will run. Surprise is the key to victory, and speed is the key to surprise. For the soldier, speed is life.
Qui suis-je?
Qui suis-je?
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
You stop being bored by getting a new activity which involves cleaning Elephant crap at the zoo.
I wish I could bend back time.
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but then you travel to a time when Earth had no breathable air and you die.
I wish I am invincible.
Attack on ground where your enemy believes you will not, from an unexpected direction at an unexpected time. Defend where your enemy believes you are not, and when he believes you will run. Surprise is the key to victory, and speed is the key to surprise. For the soldier, speed is life.
Qui suis-je?
Qui suis-je?
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted but then everybody hates you and comes up with a plan to put you in permanent cryosleep
I wish I had an unlimited supply of mountain dew game fuel
Ill take the stupid one who decided to talk rather than shoot while he had the chance.
How does 90mm of tongstin strike ya?
if were all clones, why am i the only one with a sense of humour?
I AM CABOOSE, DESTROYER OF VEHICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What!?!?! you cant call dibbs on a spaceship.
Yea I can. Dibbs. See I just did it again.
How does 90mm of tongstin strike ya?
if were all clones, why am i the only one with a sense of humour?
I AM CABOOSE, DESTROYER OF VEHICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What!?!?! you cant call dibbs on a spaceship.
Yea I can. Dibbs. See I just did it again.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted: But you lose your arms in a car crash and can't play anymore games.
I wish I would die soon.
