Topic: Simpsons Quotes

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a pr*n star.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

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haaa

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"Feeling Stupid? I know I am" (Homer)

There will always be Sith, as long as the Jedi remain.
When there is peace, prepare for war.

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another infomus quote

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Bart: Homer, your just as stupid as the teletubies!
Homer: Thank you for that compliment.

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Resurrect, and you shall find... peace.
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Homer: Hello. My name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Man: Okay Mr Burns, can you tell me your first name?
Homer: I don't know.

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When there is peace, prepare for war.

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haaaa

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It's not simpsons but futurama, so funny.

Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those cars! Well she wasn't really my girlfriend she was my next-door neighbour who just happened to leave her curtains open! lol

and another one

*Fry and Leela discover this new food they call popplers, and they start to eat it*
Fry: It's like s*x, except I'm having it!!!

LOL they crack me up!

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family guy is better than futurama and so is american dad

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Haven't seen American Dad, and family guy isn't opn much, (only on comedy channel which you have to pay extra for) So Simpsons and Futurama are all I've got, There both great IMO.

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Homer: I love these REAL Saturdays, not like that fake one that almost got me fired!..


Homer: So what are you gonna do, release the dogs! or the bees! or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you!!!

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