Topic: Joke Of The Day #8
The two major party presidential candidates today agreed . . .
. . . that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on the details.
The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there is too much blood and violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, stated that the media presents Americans with too much s*x and frontal nudity.
In other words...
Bush says there is too much gore and Gore says there is too much bush.
Do not fear death. Death is all around us. If we show fear it jumps at us faster than lighting, but, if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently and guides us slowly into infinity.
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