Topic: Joke Of The Day 6
A blonde officer pulled over a blonde driver. The officer crept up to the car window and asked,"Lemme see yur lisense and registration, plese.
"I don't know what that is." replied the driver.
"It's the ting with your picture on it." said the police officer.
The driver looked through her bag till she came up to her compact and flipped the mirror up. "there you go."
The policeman looked at the compact for a while and finally said."Sorry, I wouldn't have pulled you over if I knew you were an officer."
Do not fear death. Death is all around us. If we show fear it jumps at us faster than lighting, but, if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently and guides us slowly into infinity.
