Topic: Jokes

Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!

Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high

Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi

Anyone else has any Star Wars related jokes? big_smile

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HAHAHAHA, I will have to get back to this one later.  lol  lol  lol  lol  cool

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Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn't Hang Solow.

Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
A: With a Woo-Key.

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Lol big_smile

Here is another one

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I liked that one.  cool

Q: What do you call 5 Sith piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob.

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Lol big_smile

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I like that picture George.  cool

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Policeman stops a car and asks (blonde) driver: "Is your signal light on?"

She stretches through window, and answers: "It's on...it's off...on...off...".

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Hahahahahahaha, I like that.  lol

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What do you call a veterinarian who specializes in canines?

A dogter. Alright, nice knowing y’all.

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