1,000 Things I've Learned From Kotor... (Page 9 of 20)

279- Even though the Sith are looking for her, you can run all around Taris with Bastila and they don't seem to give two shits.

280- No matter how evil you are, you can't murder random pedestrians.

281- HK-47 is a sadist.

284- Force persuade never works in real life. *tear*

285- Kotor is actually the name of a small Mediterranean city.

286- Mandalorians are Spartans in disguise.

287- There are only a handful of planets LucasArts cares about. All the other ones are just losers not worth mentioning.

288- We all have way tooooooooooooooo much time on our hands. lol

You lived in a video game! lol

289- As smart as the Jedi and Sith are, they still haven't found Earth.

290- Blind force people can actually see you. (like Kreia... and Razvan. ^_^ Now you know where I got it. )

291- The recommended level-ups suck.

lol For real.

293- Rancors are a lot tougher than Luke Skywalker made them out to be.

294- You never even think about hitting stars while in Hyperspace.

Awwww... you're too kind. ^_^

297- George would make a badass Jedi in SW.

298- No matter where you go or which party members you take with you no one ever thinks your heavily armed group of humans, aliens, and/or droids is suspicious looking.

299- Twi'lek strippers have feelings too!

300- Nobody ever says your name.

303- 1000 is a lot.

304- Alek Squinquargesimus is a stupid name.

305- Don't fight blind people. If you lose, you lost to a blind person, if you win: you beat a blind person.

306- Apparently all unarmed people in the galaxy know karate.

307- Saul Karath takes people's clothes off when he tortures them.

308- Revan has apparently seen A New Hope... having comically made a reference to it on the Leviathan. No one picked up on it.

While being interrogated by Saul Karath on the location of the Jedi enclave, Revan was quoted as saying, "Alderaan. They're on Alderaan." This is a reference to A New Hope, when Princess Leia revealed Dantooine as a fake location of a Rebel base when being interrogated, in order to protect Alderaan.
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309- Kreia will eat your babies...

310- Jedi are not allowed to love or they will turn to the dark side... like Anakin... unless they are Jolee. Hmmmm... Anakin was pretty weak.

311- Seriously, maybe Jolee was the Chosen One.

312- I thought Bastila was annoying - until I met her mother.

313- Even when walking in a party of a giant wookie and a mean looking battledroid, while wielding a dual bladed lightsaber and wearing black Sith Master robes - some young punk Sith apprentice will still try to take you on.

314- For someone who thought she had killed a Jedi, Juhani sure stayed pretty close to the enclave. They will find you sweetheart.

315- I thought Mission was annoying - until I met her brother.

316- Fat people do not exist in this universe. And neither does McDonalds. Coincidence?

318- I've got way too many of these.

319- 100% of people who played KotOR didn't use R2-D2 after the first part where you actually needed to.

320- Ditto Mission.

322- My head hurts after reading all those.

323- I know where Bigfoot lives and have the location of their homeworld.

324- The Star Forge would kick the ass of the Death Star.