Topic: Joke Of The Day 7

There were three woman running from the police: A red-head, a brunet, and a blonde.

"We have to hide somewhere!" said the brunet
"There!!"replied the red-head.

There were three bags in a row , so the three girls each split up and hid there.
Some police came up to the same area

"Hey look at that" said the first
"Give all three a kick." replied the second.
The cop hit the first bag
"Meow." said the first bag.
"Oh, that must be a cat."
He hits the second bag
"Ruff!"
"Oh, must be a dog."
He hits the third bag.
"Potato, potato!"

Do not fear death. Death is all around us. If we show fear it jumps at us faster than lighting, but, if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently and guides us slowly into infinity.

Re: Joke Of The Day 7

lol I've heard so many versions of that joke. But I've never heard one put like that big_smile

There will always be Sith, as long as the Jedi remain.
When there is peace, prepare for war.

Re: Joke Of The Day 7

haaaaaa

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