Joke Of The Day 2 (Page 2 of 4)

ok, joke of the day..............

A man pulled up to a stop light on the meanest Harley Davidson you can imagine. Chrome and leather were practically dripping off of it, and the tail pipes could drown out thunder. In the next lane sat an old man on the cheapest, most beat up moped in the world. The old man looked over at the Harley and said to the biker, "Sir, that really is a beautiful bike, do you mind if I look at it?"

The biker laughed and replied "Sure go on, look at it."

The old man admired ever inch of the bike, his face practically touching it as he examined it. "Wow, I'd love to have a bike like that. I'll bet it goes fast!"

The biker thought to himself "I'll show him fast"

Just then the light turned green. The biker hit the throttle, popped a wheelie, and within a matter of moments he was doing over 150 mph. He glanced in his mirror and saw a tiny speck in the background, but as he looked the speck grew bigger. He couldn't believe it. Something was gaining on him. The speck quickly grew larger and in the blink of an eye something passed him and began disappearing on the road ahead. It had passed so fast that the biker didn't even have time to see what it was. As he continued to ride, another object appeared on the road ahead, coming towards him. As it flashed by, the biker recognized the old man on the moped!!!!

The old man dwindled to a speck in the biker's review mirror, then he started gaining on him again! The biker slowed down and stopped his bike, but rather than passing him the old man plowed into the back of the Harley. Both men were through from the vehicles as parts scattered everywhere. The biker eventually got up slowly and saw the old man lying on the ground not far from him, crumpled like a withered leaf. He said to the old man, "I am so sorry, sir. Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man replied "Ya...........................could you please unhook my suspenders from your handle bars?"

B)

I Am Jedi

I liked that one.    B)

um i'd give it a 7.5/10 only because it took me a little longer than usual to understand, but it was good *gives a thumbs up*

It is the Jester Weekly.      B)

oo i want one.

yess.. yes... yes...

Spartan hits  bump in  the floor,trips hits window wich shatters and falls to the streets below.

** Spartan snaps his neck, and breaks his back **

Yes! ** Jolts up the wall, and does a back flip **

Someone stole the toilet from the sheriff's office. The police have nothing to go on.............. B)

I Am Jedi