Topic: Joke Of The Day 2
One night a strange man's car broke down and it is in the middle of a storm. He sees a farmhouse that curves off the main road and follows it. He comes up to the door and knocks.
An old man answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asked
"I need to use a phone...my car broke down the road." the stranger replied.
"Well, the phone lines are down but you can stay the night with my three young boys upstairs."
The stranger looks dumfounded and replies" I'm sorry, but did you say you HAVE THREE YOUNG GIRLS?"
"No," he replied "I have three boys."
The stranger lowers hat to shade his eyes and says "I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong joke." and walks off.
Do not fear death. Death is all around us. If we show fear it jumps at us faster than lighting, but, if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently and guides us slowly into infinity.
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