The Old Woman And The Cop

This one is good...   

One day this cop pulled over a car. He walked to the window and found it was an old woman.

He looked at the woman and asked, "Ma'am, may I see your driver's license please?"

The old woman calmly replied, "I don't have it. I lost it because I was caught DUI."

The officer was quiet for a moment and asked, "May I see your registration please?"

"I don't have that either. I stole this car off the highway, chopped the owner up and put him in the trunk. I can show you if you want?"

The officer took a step back and said, "That's all right... I'll be... be right back." The officer quickly walked off and shortly afterwards five other police cars surrounded the old woman's car.

The chief police officer approached the car, his gun raised and said, "Ma'am, one of my officers told me you don't have a driver's license because you were caught DUI..." He was interrupted before he could continue.

"Of course I have my driver's license!" The old woman replied. She reached in her purse, pulled our her license and handed it to the chief.

The chief looks back into the window and says, "Well, he also told me you don't have the registration for this car because you stole it, chopped the owner up and put him in the trunk."

"Why, I would never!" The old woman reached over to her gloove compartment and pulled out her regestration.

The chief asked, "May I see you trunk, please?"

The old woman got out of her car and opened her trunk. It was empty. The chief officer didn't understand any of this and just stood silent. The old woman calmly looked at the chief officer and replied, "I bet you that lying cop told you I was speeding too!"