Topic: Joke Of The Day

An african ambassador meets up with old friend from Russia. The russian shows the african around Moscow and they have a great time.

" Before you leave, we have to play an old russian game: Russian roulette with a six gun." said the russian.
" How do you play?" asked the African.
"I will put one bullet in the gun and spin the chamber, we put the gun to our heads and pull. If after 4 turns we are still alive, WE WIN!!!"

So the buddies play and the african kills himslef.
One year later, the african's brother calls the russian ambassador down to show him a good time in Zanzibar.

" MY brother played your game at the end." he said " so you have to play our little game."
"well, all right" said the russian

The African ambassador leads the young russian to a room where six young and beautiful woman are all in and waiting.

The african said " You will choose one of these woman and she will give to oral pleasure."

"What is the threat? What is the danger?" asked the russian

And the african replied " One of them is a cannibal."

Do not fear death. Death is all around us. If we show fear it jumps at us faster than lighting, but, if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently and guides us slowly into infinity.

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funny

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That was quite good. Now this is not proper funny, but by my teacher's standards (which are VERY low) he deserves a little bit of credit for it.

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

There will always be Sith, as long as the Jedi remain.
When there is peace, prepare for war.

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so wise

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Yeah hes kinda a sado as he done physics all his life and has disconnected himself from society for so long he doesnt know the humour anymore. Unlucky, I think his 5 year old son still laughs though.

There will always be Sith, as long as the Jedi remain.
When there is peace, prepare for war.

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what are talking about

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My teacher.

There will always be Sith, as long as the Jedi remain.
When there is peace, prepare for war.

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do u  go to the same school

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Well if he is my teacher? yikes yikes Then yes

There will always be Sith, as long as the Jedi remain.
When there is peace, prepare for war.

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ooo

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Ha!
I actually laughed at that xD

"Fraternitas Furvus Occido"
Resurrect, and you shall find... peace.

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A sith master? Caught out there lol

There will always be Sith, as long as the Jedi remain.
When there is peace, prepare for war.

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haaa

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