Topic: Joke 2

got this off a friend

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil

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Re: Joke 2

how about this?

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"

and

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Re: Joke 2

i dont get it

I'm black....wait thats not right

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i don't get the last one

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neither do i

Last edited by Master Amos (2009-12-19 06:24:09)

I'm black....wait thats not right

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Fine, *its neither do i* well i get it

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shut up....................smiles

I'm black....wait thats not right

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Oh no yu didnt, ill slap your face right now.

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why did i say that?

Last edited by Darth Rhyykol (2009-12-19 12:54:24)

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hahahahaha you sounded like a chick there

I'm black....wait thats not right

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Wat? i am a chick
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Wtf is going on?

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are you feeling okay

I'm black....wait thats not right

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Arghh im not arghh!!

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huh i wonder why

I'm black....wait thats not right

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ha, im going mad

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man only if i kept that asylum card

I'm black....wait thats not right

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uggg uhdx9whdc
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where did that 9 come from?

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di dont know

I'm black....wait thats not right

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youre the one that typed it

I'm black....wait thats not right

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That sounds like NASA and USA to spend that much on a pen.

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huh i wonder if that would happen

I'm black....wait thats not right