Barbara Walters And The Chief

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of the reservation she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the head-dresses. She asked a Brave who had only 1 feather in his head-dress. His reply was, "Me have only squaw, Me have only 1 feather". She asked another Brave, Feeling the first Brave was only joking. This Brave had 4 feathers in his head-dress. He replied, "Ugh! Me have 4 feathers because me sleep with 4 squaws". Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, She decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a full head-dress of feathers which, neddless to say, Amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "why do you have so many feathers in your head-dress"?

The Chief pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief, Me hump-em all, big, small, fat, tall, me hump-em all". Horrified Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung!" The Chief replied, "You damned right, Me hung.....big like buffalo, long like snake".

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so damned hostile!"

The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, Me hump-em all!"

Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear!"

The Chief said, "No deer....Me no hump-em deer.........butthole to high, the f***ers run to fast............No hump-em deer!"