Topic: Things To Do At Wal-mart
1: Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2: Set all alarm clocks to go off in 5 minutes intervals.
3: Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4: Walk up to a employee and tell him/her in an offical tone "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5: Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6: Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
7: Set up a tent sporting goods and tell the other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8: When handling rifles in the sporting goods department ask the clerk if he/she knows where the antidepressants are.
9: When a clerk asks if they can help you, Begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people leave me alone".
10: Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
11: In the Auto Department practice your Madonna look using different siz funnels.
12: Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!".
13: When a announcement comes over the loud speaker, Assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again".
14: Go into a fitting room and YELL loudly, "HEY! We're out of toilet paper in here!".
