Topic: Escaped Convict

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was g*y, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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Re: Escaped Convict

That is another good joke Starr and it is pretty fun too.  lol  big_smile  B)

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Ooooooh! Ew! ROFL!  lol

Poor guy! Hahaha! That's just sick!  lol

Wake up. You were dreaming. What's your name?

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Starr, I have a question for you about this joke. Who was he getting the vaseline for? Was the Con getting it to use it on the husband or the other way around?

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lol It'd have to be on the husband. Don't think the con could get a straight guy to do that willingly.  tongue

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I bet the wife liked the show.  tongue

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lol Depends.  Some women don't have those types of fantasies.  tongue

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That's true.

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