Topic: More Blonde Jokes

This blonde was in a serious care accident and her car had many dents. So she went to the garage to get someone to fix it. The mechanic, seeing that see was a blonde, decided to have some fun with her. He told her, "Go home, turn your car off, and if you blow into the tail pipe hard enough the dents should come out."

So the blonde goes home, turns her car off, and begins to blow in the tail pipe. A few minutes later she was still blowing when her blonde room mate came outside to see what she was doing.

The first blonde replied, "The mechanic at the garage told me that if I blew into the tail pipe of my car hard enough, the dents would come out."

The second blonde replied, "You dummy, you have to roll the windows up first."

Starr

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Re: More Blonde Jokes

That was a good one.  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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I've a got a few, I'm actually a blonde myself.  wink


~How do you know if a blonde is trying to kill herself?
      -You find gunshots in the mirror. *Begins to laugh uncontrollably*

~A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "No matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then he sighed...

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."  lol

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That was pretty good and welcome to the site.  big_smile

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Thanks!  smile

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Your welcome and I hope you stay and keep posting.  big_smile

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lol

i liked that one.

and yeah, what jester said. we need more females on this site. it's practically an all guys site and uh... it sounds kinda homo.

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Agreed

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^ lol

"and yeah, what jester said. we need more females on this site. it's practically an all guys site and uh... it sounds kinda homo."

Wake up. You were dreaming. What's your name?

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well it does.

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It dose not sound like it because it is like it.

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unfortunately.

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Yeah, But Jacen's dreams came true to have a site with nothing but guys on it.

lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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mmhmm

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lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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.........

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What do you think of the new member called darth lord?

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Favorite blonde joke of all time~

"How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?"

"Put her in a round room and tell her to go stand in the corner." big_smile

You would not believe how many of my friends don't get it..................sad wink

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That is sad.  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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Lightside Master,Oct 29 2008, 08:22 AM wrote:

Favorite blonde joke of all time~

"How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?"

"Put her in a round room and tell her to go stand in the corner." big_smile

You would not believe how many of my friends don't get it..................sad wink
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lol

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