Topic: Jokes Of The Day #12
he is a couple little short ones!
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please, and one for the road."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." 
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