Polo: *Looks at Jester* Why are you sitting on the elevator?
*Elevator stops, then opens door*
Polo: *Walks out, heads to cantina*
2,662 2008-10-16 08:22:15
Re: My 'wants' In Kotor 3 (119 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)
You sure?
I would think PS2 didn't didn't get it because their system was too weak.
2,663 2008-10-15 16:35:59
Re: My 'wants' In Kotor 3 (119 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)
Alright.
I wonder how long the game (story) is, now that it's on a more powerful system (Xbox360/PS3) ... If it's coming to the PS3.
2,664 2008-10-15 16:30:25
Re: Taris - Funny Things (69 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
Would you allow murder in your neighborhood? Especially if it's done by kids...
I just find it funny, if you look at the situation there.
2,665 2008-10-15 16:26:45
Re: Mission's Brother (13 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
There's a specific order? Oh... didn't know that.
2,666 2008-10-15 07:27:01
Re: Who Is The Most Powerful Force User Ever? (1,115 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Ha Ha, I voted for Yoda... just cause. Maybe he was able to do the things that other young jedi do 8,290 years ago...
2,667 2008-10-15 07:21:23
Re: Polo Krim (158 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Polo Krim: Maybe I should go to the cantina... maybe that'll help my mind a bit...
*Steps on Elevator*
*Door shuts*
*On the elevator with man*
Man: *I owe Davik nothing! I already payed my end of the deal-- if he's not satisfied, I don't give a hutts fat otherwise!* (Phone)
Polo: *Glance over*
Man: *I still owe him what?? 5,000 credits is enough! The deal was 4,000 credits- so Davik actually owes ME something!...* (Phone)
Polo: *Thinks*
Man: *No- No! That's... that's not fair in my position! What?! Hello!? Hello!?...*
2,668 2008-10-14 17:58:22
Re: Old People And Trees Joke (18 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
Hovoth: Statement: That joke is funny.
Hovoth: Arguement: I am not a robot.
2,669 2008-10-14 13:19:17
Re: Taris - Funny Things (69 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
Those kids get away with murder, I am ashamed.
2,670 2008-10-14 13:12:57
Re: Polo Krim (158 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Sith Soldier: You worthless aliens! Your very existance desgusts me! I had nothing to do in my free time, so I decided to stop by here...
Alien: What is it with you sith?? So corrupt, the empire has poisoned your mind... bound to the dark side... all of you are the same.
Sith Soldier: Why you...! *Aims at the Sith soldier* Give me one reason I shouldn't blast your little meaty brain across the floor?
Polo: *Aims blaster at Alien* Hey! Leave them alone, you fool!
*Polo fires at the Sith Soldier, and kills him*
*The Alien quickly reacts, and blows up both droids.*
Alien: Thank you human... *whew* I would have been dead if you weren't here.
Polo: Uhh... yeah - no problem.
Alien: Don't worry, I will hide the bodies before another Sith guard shows up and finds him... that wouldn't be good.
Polo: Uhmm... okay...
2,671 2008-10-14 12:51:08
Re: Most Evil (1,066 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
lol
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Rodian Bartender: No.
Hovoth: I said - GIVE ME A DRINK!
Rodian Bartender: I don't serve your kind.
Hovoth: My kind?? What? That's it!
*Draws out lightsaber, stands on bar*
Hovoth: Who here wishes to face me?!?!
*Out of rage, Hovoth chops off the head of the bartender*
Hovoth: How is that weak for ya?? Show your face Jester!
*Draws attention of everybody in the bar*
2,672 2008-10-14 12:34:37
Re: How Did You Feel When You Learned The Truth? (4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Name: Yoda
Age: 1,002,542 (and still walking and talking!)
Born: 1,002,542 years ago
Species: George Lucas won't tell ... <_<
Backstory: N/A
LightS color: Green, like his wrinkly skin.
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Yoda: Ha Ha! Funny, I am. Used mind trick on you, I did. Talk funny, I do not. Join you I must.
*Yoda looks at Jester*
Yoda: You must unlearn, what you have learn *Yes, Hm yes* ...
2,673 2008-10-14 12:07:23
Re: Tatooine (104 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
So you haven't seen what happens when you lose?
I think I won twice, and lost 3 or more time. I feel sorry for the guy when you leave him in the box. But at least I have my body, and he doesn't. 
I wonder what he was thinking when he found out he was Revan... 
2,674 2008-10-14 12:01:51
Re: Taris - Funny Things (69 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
^^^ LOL
Mother: What did you two do today?
Kids: We killed an Ithorian! Tommarrow- we go for that dumb Hutt in the Cantina!
Mother: *Laughs* You kids, and your crazy thoughts!
2,675 2008-10-13 19:37:06
Topic: Polo Krim (158 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Alright, I want to make a story about some man name Polo Krim, and he's a human who lives on Taris, during the time that the player on KOTOR 1 is on the planet. Everybody on the board can control what he does, what he will do, what he's done, and how he will do it.
He can be good/bad/evil/angel/sissy/whatever you want to make him into. This is merely for your ammusement, and you can make him do whatever you want. Twist the story, and do whatever, just go with what the last person posted.
Just a few rules:
No killing Polo Krim. For example: Polo Krim dies of a horrible desease from a rampaging wookiee with a terrible itch.
No cussing. I don't want this topic to be lit up with language against other people in the story... or board.
No double posting. 
I'm trying to make him do as much as he can, that the player can do in KOTOR 1 and alot more, if that makes sense.
Alright, here is his info:
Name: Polo Krim
Age: 30
Weight: 201 lbs
Height: (Average, neither short nor tall)
Species: Human
Born: ??????
Background(?): N/A
Personality: Multiple (depends on person)
Alright, I'll start it off:
Polo Krim, wakes up in a bed, in an abandoned room.
Polo Krim: Oooh... where am I? I can't remember a thing.
*Walks out of the abandoned room*
Sith soldier: Everybody against the wall! This is a raid!
*It seems that a sith soldier, and two droids are raiding this place...*
2,676 2008-10-13 13:09:32
Re: Taris Restoration Project (795 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
name: Hovoth
age: 25
height: N/A
weight: N/A
affiliations: Jedi
homeworld: Dantooine
background: N/A
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I'll jump in if I'm allowed. Can someone update me with the storyline, or pm me?
2,677 2008-10-13 12:42:06
Re: Most Evil (1,066 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
*Hovoth stops Logan, and takes out a lightsaber*
Hovoth: I am destined to fight you for no apparent reason... do you accept?
Logan: Your not worth my time.
Hovoth: *Bows head, and walks over to the bar*
Hovoth: Glass of your finest drink...
*Back to Logan*
2,678 2008-10-13 12:34:06
Re: How Did You Feel When You Learned The Truth? (4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
*Yoda comes out of the shadows.*
Yoda: Prove your worth, fight me you must.
Yoda: *Pulls out a lightsaber*
Yoda: Have a fight to near death we must, tired I am of speaking this way.
Yoda: *Leaps*
2,679 2008-10-13 11:15:33
Topic: Taris - Funny Things (69 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
I encountered an Ithorian being bullied on the Upper City part. A couple of kids were kicking an Ithorian, and he was in pain. So I decided to be evil, and let the kids bully him around to see what happened. They killed him! Taris is a funny place, if even kids are alowed to get away with murder.
I thought this was halarious the first time I did it, anybody else? I mean, what did those kids say to their parents when they got home?? lol
2,680 2008-10-13 11:04:07
Re: Weapons (353 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
I prefer double bladed swords, and light sabers- rather than the other weapons in the game. I dunno... I sometimes like the blasters. I guess it depends on the situation. But, other in all I like the double bladed sword/saber.
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