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(14 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

When you look back and there is only embarassment

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(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Pig

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(33 replies, posted in Video Games)

I disagree. I've had an Xbox and two Xbox 360s. They both work fine and much better than my Wii. The wii doesn't have any good online games, or any local games. Storytelling on the Wii is absolute s**t, unless you're a diehard Zelda fan, then it might be acceptable. The controls for Kinect, Move, and the Wii are way too wonky and unresponsive.

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(195 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

The Dark Side get bounty hunters... Like Shae Vizla and Boba Fett.
And then there's Exal Kressh. yikes And badasses like Exar Kun and Teneb Kel.

I hate mashed potatoes. Cheesy potatoes are where it's at. And beside. If you want something to put gravy on, put it on Chicken-Fried Steak.
...
Well I am from Texas.

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(135 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Kotor 3: R and R
When Bastila's beach party goes horribly wrong, Revan must act as detective and find out who kidnapped all of the bikini-wearing, volleyball playing Twi'Leks.


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I lol'ed

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(74 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

[Opening Dossier]
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[Dossier Retrieved]
[Error: Administrator Dossier is inaccessible. You will have to access the Lt. Colonel-grade dossier]

Name: Veritas [Translates roughly to The Truth]

Gender: Male

Species: Nex Addo

Homeworld: Cosi Rho [While not as populous as the homeworld, Cosi Rho is birthplace of many warriors. Examples include [[Error: File Deleted]]. While this world is known to birthing Legendary Warriors, it is also the station of a key Factory, allowing for better upgrades.]

Age: 10, 950 [Warning: Veritas is due for some upgrades]

Alliance: Supreme Commander; Nex Addo; Agon

Appearance: A Heavy since birth, Veritas is known for his lack of a fourth arm. Lost in a battle with [Error: File Deleted], Veritas knows that the funding for repair is better off in other places. He is still fully functional, and has adapted to the lack of a fourth arm.

He is coated with a Forest Green Primary color, with a black and white secondary color. Further details are unavailable.

Rank: Lieutenant

Ship: 'Traverser'

Fleet: Nemesis

History: Crafted/born on the planet of Cosi Rho, Veritas was trained by his mentor, [ERROR: Text Deleted], to be a Fleet Admiral. Unfortunately, things went wrong with his training. A rogue known as [Error: Text Deleted] kidnapped early Vertoes. 25 were kidnapped in total, and 24 remain erased from the history books.

The 25th, Veritas, was lost on the distant planet of Naboo. Around 5,000 years later, a Gungun awakened the lost Verto in the eastern swamps. It was unknown how he got so far away, but Veritas quickly befriended the native race in order to find the parts of him that had been scattered. After he had been restored to prime condition, he quickly killed the whole tribe of Gungun, and set off to serve the Supreme Commander once again.

Since Veritas came back to his Fleet, Nemesis, he has obtained the rank of Lieutenant, showing exceptional skill within the past 4,000 years. He is due for some upgrades, as he is reaching the end of the Vertoes natural lifespan. If he is not upgraded soon, his Fleet Admiral is afraid we will be saying goodbye to this old timer.

[End of Dossier]



You didn't include the appearance in the character app, but whatever. Also, tell me anything I did wrong. I plan on being a part of this til the end. wink Sorry for stealing your little computer thing, I needed a discreet way of adding information I thought was helpful.

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(14 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Alright, I'm not new, you caught me. Darth Cratus signing in. Anyway, two-three years have passed since I've been here. Does anyone remember me? If not, that's okay.

So, a lot of people changed there names or something? So I want to meet the old crew again. I'll get to know the old too. I remember a few guys, namely Starr, George Kwei, Jester, Attrox, and a few others. If y'all are still kickin' just post it up and we'll reminisce about old times and see if anyone still remembers me.

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Lolz
You guys still post here? ANNNNNDDDD it's stickied?
I have been gone waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.

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(520 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Searching for the pods, John searched his equipment for his katana, a long-time ancient weapon on the Japanese that was almost forgotten completely. He used it a lot, taking inspiration from the samurai. He emptied himself of his heavy equipment, keeping his katana, a shotgun, and a old Colt Python .357 Magnum Revolver. He turned to his squad, figuring out a good amount on separation. "You three, stay here and guard the base. You private, this is your chance to prove yourself. Pick up that M7/Caseless Submachine Gun and we'll get access to the pods. After we clear it up, you guys you should come, as we don't want anyone else coming and taking this part of the shi"

"Yes sir!" They said in unison. The new private, Ran Monil, was handpicked by John himself to be trained on the UNSC Pillar of Autumn. He retrieved the weapon, as asked, and stood ready for departure with his chest-plate hidden with ammo.

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OOC: Hope I got that right. Are we supposed to go on the planet or the Halo? 'Cause I'm clueless here. Someone help!

My character apparently has a fetish for ancient weapons.

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(520 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Spartans are the thing Master Chief is, right? I'm not a fan of the story, but I like the Halo combat. Regardless, I'll try this.

Name: John 'Scorchy' Fredson

Gender: Male

Rank: Sergeant

Background: Born, raised, and trained a military man, his father was a General and legendary strategist. His mother was a Lieutenant known for her smarts and familiarity with enemy weaknesses. In contrast to his parents, John is known as Scorchy, a nickname he got for shooting first and asking questions/planning things out/being rational later. He's still made Sergeant for his bravery and willing to protect the man-downs. He knows his stuff, he just doesn't act like it most of the time. He was put on the UNSC Pillar of Autumn for his knowledge with foreign equipment and weapons he got when he was abducted and tried to be brainwashed with the knowledge.

Specialty: Master marksman aim and knowledge of enemy weapons/weaknesses.

Nationality: American (ancestry of Irish)

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

After sending out the fake transponder readings, the Score's Eagle lands on Tatooine. Cratus returns to the cockpit. "Now, the plan is as follows: Atrox, you will find the Jedi here. Do it discretely, and tell me if you locate any masters through the watch radio, as I feel our telepathy is underdeveloped. Jester, you shall try to locate a Republic Pilot who lives here. He is supposedly very unloyal to the Republic due to their failure to help his home planet of Parmic. He owns the loyalty of many other Republic Soldiers as well. Do not use the fore to persuade him to our cause, as false loyalty is not what I require. I myself shall seek the ancient holocrons hidden in the Dune Sea with my Padawan. Shi'Ki shall stay here with younglings. Now, disperse." Cratus said and left with Zhoe to the Dune Sea.

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Sion, it's your turn to post

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Jester and Sion haven't posted so I'm useless in this topic...

Unless...

Naw, I'll do that later.

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"Fortunately for us, the Jedi know the Score's Eagle's transponder codes." Cratus said as he and Zhoe caught their breath from the force jump onto the ship.

"How is that fortunate?" Zhoe asked him as Shi'Ki hushed the frantic younglings and brought them to the cargo hold for some food.

"Because we can set a fake trail. They might think we're headed to Korriban to learn secrets like we did before, so if we send a small transponder pole with our Jedi-known transponder codes to the Korriban system, we can lead them off our tail. But since the Jedi might think we're doing this, we can send out multiple poles to different well-known dark side places. Right now, we should set course for Anchorhead, Tatooine." Cratus explained. "There we will help Czerka and gain their support for our cause. But right now, I'm gonna go get the transponder poles ready, so set course Tatooine."

"But aren't there a lot of Jedi missionaries on Tatooine?" Shi'Ki asked as he entered from the cargo hold.

"Yes, a lot of young, tired, and rebellious Jedi missionaries." Cratus said as he left to the poles.

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"Atrox, go fire up the ship, and we almost have the younglings. Now, I'll try to take down the temple, so get ready." Cratus said telepathically to Atrox, Jester, and Shi'Ki. Pulling his hand from his robes, Cratus controlled a corpse to pick up a lightsaber. It charged at younglings, igniting the lightsaber and just missing the heads.

"Why are you doing that?" A youngling asked and Cratus stabbed the Jedi in his back.

"The Jedi are trying to kill you! You must follow Shi to our ship so you can be safe!" Cratus lied to them.

"Of course. We don't wanna die!" One of them said and they ran after Shi.

"Now, I'm gonna bring the temple down, so get out of here." Cratus told Zhoe, Atrox, and Jester. "Kill as many as you can on your way out." And he ran to the exit, killing the Jedi.

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(7 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Does anyone know how to change the thing where it doesn't show all the posts and instead just show the first few words under the start of the topic back to showing all the posts?

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"Don't hurt the younglings. I'm going to control a Jedi corpse to try and kill them, then Shi'Ki will come and take them to the Score's Eagle so we can turn them." Cratus told Jester and Atrox telepathically.

"I won't let you take them!" A girl said as she jumped at Cratus.

"You should not advertise your attack to the enemy willingly. I'll be sure to work on my telepathy though." Cratus told the youngling. She was ready to be a padawan now. He used the force to push her back into rubble. The padawans ran, panicking as the Knights tried to round them up. The masters charged for Atrox, as he was the one who was killing off most of them and Jester as he stalked the younglings. "Oh, I didn't wish to hurt you." Cratus told her.

"You liar, of course you did! And I wanted you to be my master. I looked up to you!" She screamed at him, rasing her very naive blade.

"You can't kill me with that. And if you were any other of the Jedi, you wouldn't. But you strike to kill. You yell with rage. Now focus it into power and strike me down." Cratus instructed, leaving his chest open. The youngling did nothing, just panting. "So you won't? You can still follow me and my teaching with the new free Sith Lords!"

"Yes... The Sith are much stronger." She said.

"Now follow me, Zhoe, and will shall kill the Jedi!"
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Zhoe
Kiffar
Loyal to Darth Cratus
Uses a blue saber.

Shi'Ki
Kel Dor
Loyal to Darth Cratus
A master of Battle Meditation, uses a bronze saber.

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"Kill them before they realized what happened." Cratus commanded as he lifted his hand to kill a few knights and a master. He pulled his lightsaber, a classis green blade, and jumped forward to the jedi, slaughtering the slavers.

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Sorry I'm so late. My computer is on crack and I have to use my Dad's (which is very wacky itself.) I'll jump in after a few more posts.

Scratch that. Atrox didn&#39;t continue without me (there&#39;s my little <s>servant</s> pupil.)


"Your amibition has grown considerably in a short time span," Cratus&#39;s master (old fart doesn&#39;t deserve a name) started, "but this happens a lot. Now, as the final moment approaches, I name you a-" But Cratus interrupted with, "Dark Jedi."

"Dark Jedi, wh-?" Cratus&#39;s old master was cut down as he spoke, by the second of the dark.