heres one for you
there is this austrilain , american and a Afghanistaney on a plane and the plane starts
to crash so the australian throws a Boomerang out the window the american throws the american flag out the window and the Afghanistaney throws a bomb out the window and in the end the plane lands ok so the australian walking down the street and he sees this little boy cryying so the aussie says whats wrong he says a boomerang hit me in the head the aussie says sorry and walks away latter the american sees a boy who is cryying he says to the boy whats wrong the boy says the american flag hit me in the face the american says sorry and walks away then the Afghanistaney sees a boy laughing he says whats so funny the boy says i farted and the house behind me blow up.