13,421

(1,463 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Football!

Starr

13,422

(1,055 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

lol
Good one!

Starr

13,423

(216 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic II)

"Let others write of battles fought,
Of bloody, ghastly fields;
Where honor greets the man who wins,
And death the man who yields."

But I will write of him who fights,
And vanquishes his sins;
Who struggles on through weary years,
Against himself and wins.

Yeap.

He is a hero stanch and brave,
Who fights an unseen foe;
And puts at last beneath his feet,
His passion base and low.

Starr

13,424

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

See ya tomorrow!

Starr

13,425

(4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

(a loud banging sound is heard outside the ship)
(footsteps head towards the airlock)

13,426

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Well, when Al Gore and Geroge Bush were running there happened to be a thing with the television programs.

Now Al Gore didn't like all the nudity... and well, George Bush, didn't like all the blood, gore and violence.

So it went: Gore wants less bush and Bush wants less gore.

Starr

13,427

(4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

...
Some planet in the Unknown Regions
...

Contemno: Why do we have to do this?

Venator: 'Cause Commander told us too... now quit complaining. That faster we move the faster we can leave.

Contemno: Wait... incoming transmission.

Starr: (says something in Kilish)

Venator: Right on it.
(shuts off com)

Well, you wanted some action... let's get to it.

Contemno: All right!

13,428

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Ever hear the Al Gore and the G. Bush joke... well, I wouldn't call it a joke, but it's funny.

Starr

Exactly why I, or Prince, am not allowed to share military information.

Starr

13,430

(4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Altor: Finally...!

Starr: Come on, Altor... let's join the others.

Altor: Ready, Commander.

13,431

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

I'm back.

Starr

13,432

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Hey, bb in 10 minutes.

Starr

13,433

(4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Starr: Wait... my end of the deal isn't done yet.
(quietly says something to Altor in Kilish)

Altor: (grins)
(walks off)

Starr: You get the finger and the chip... but not before we spike your computer system, grind your pathetic fleet into space dust and kill your men as you watch.

Now, don't even try to fix the spike... it's top of the line. Have fun, Addonus.

Altor: Spiking ass holes!

(Altor spikes Addonus' entire computer system)

13,434

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

big_smile

Starr

13,435

(4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Altor: Pathetic fleshling! Stand in front of-

Starr: (holds Altor back) Fine.

Altor: What!?

13,436

(218 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Nevermind.

(goes back to watching the sunset)

13,437

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Recon's are useally the interpersonal... we useally like to work alone and only work in teams when we have to.

Starr

13,438

(4,989 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Starr: You don't need to give me anything, Addonus, except your alliance, obedience, and loyalty... I will have my Vertos create a chip. This 'chip' will give you the power and free-will of a Morin Royal. You will see like a Morin sees, you will move as a Morin moves... you will do everything just like you would if you were a Morin.

I'll even throw in your own Verto so you can see what it's like having someone react to your every movement... victory or failure.

13,439

(4,113 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

My sister... she's can't be alone for two minutes.

Starr

13,440

(349 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)

Still quoting Halo stuff.

"Hey, keep it up. You might be as good as me one day."

-A Marine after you kill an alien

Starr