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Hmm... To funny

Greedo and Vader continued fighting. Then someone entered the destoyed room. It was Bastila in sexy underpance. She was walking through when the greedo approached her from behind and striped her pance off...???

When we boarded Leviathan. We were escorted to the bridge. There I saw Revan and Bastila. Then I questioned my self did Revan know about my feelings for Bastila."Exile, George, lets talk in my office". We left Bastila on the bridge and went to Revans office. Then Revan said: "I fell I must appologize for what I've done on Rakatan Prime. So... I'm sorry. Will you accept my appology?" "Why are you appologizing, when I already forgived you" I said. "Appology accepted" Exile said only that. "Good, now that you forgived me, we must create a battle plan" ...

When Sion draged Greedo in a private room, in the room was Darth Vader. Darth Vader shouted "Sion, old budy, how are you? We didn't see each other in a very long time!"

Sion crashed.
When Greedo arrived. He saw Sion gets into the striptiz club. So Greedo enters striptiz club and there he saw Sion drinking a Viski and staring in young beautiful female striper. So Greedo takes a drink and flerts with one twi'lek.

Hi, and my name is George.

"You know. I was there when Revan fall." I started "I was there when Malak betrayed him and fired on his masters flagship. I was there. Right there on that bridge. When she entered. When I saw her, I was blinded. Blinded by her beaty. The Jedi thought I was scared so they left me there in the courner. I watched her as she fought my allies. The Dark Jedi they were. I watched her as she approached to Revan. And then Malak ordered to fire on Revans Bridge. They all died except Bastila. Then she used the force to heal him. I asked her if she needs help. She looked me somehow strange. And I knew why. I rejected the the dark side. I was reedeemed. We carried Revan to her shutle, and we fled the battle. When we brought Revan to Dantooine, I told her I must see my old master on Coruscant so I left Dantooine." "That's a rather strange story. Why have you told me this?" "I don't know. I had to tell it to someone. You rather I wasn't?" "No I'm glad  you did. I just didn't we will become friends again after Narr Shadaa." You mean after our fight because of  that Twi'lek girl. HAAHAHAHAHA" we laughed and were telling jokes for a long time.

As I said, It's your story. But I never asked you what do you think about my KOTOR III story that I posted on the topic "I am promoted to padawan"?

I had terible nightmares. Nightmares about the True Sith counqering the Republic. Killing everything that moves, destroying the planets. And, at the end, this galaxy was cleaned of all life. But mostly I dreamed of Bastila. She was so beatiful. I couldn't stop thinking about her. I remebered her smile. I cried for her.
When I finally woked up I saw Exile approaching me. "I thought Revan killed you Exile." "Well... He didn't. But I was wounded preety bad." "Wounded?" I reapeted. "Yes, wounded. What so odd about that? I'm not that weak." "Nothing. What happened beetwen you and Revan?" "Well, I don't know. At one moment I was meditating and suddenly Revan pushed me... And so we started fighting and he won. What Revan did to you?" "He didn't do anything to me." I lied "Instead I killed him" "Are you sure?" "Yes. Why?" "Because I saw him leaving this temple. Lets get back to Roxton" He was worried. But I was scared. How he could survived that stab. We returned to Roxton. Repaired him. And left the planet.