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hey umm is it alright that I join the new beginning? Can i be a Bounty hunter?
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."
"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"
Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)
Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
Alright you might know this one...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really Angry!
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Frida
cool
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Rhyykol: (Runs out and puts the ladder up)
Atrox... i bow down to you... i wish to follow in my farther (revan) footsteps. Atrox i will learn from you, and when i learnt everything from you... i will destroy you...
Saber...
Heart of guardian saber
thx starr
Umm exileAmos.. you need to say you charracter name like this...
Rhyykol: Stop the bus.
Rhyykol: (looks up on Roof) Huhh? is that guy waving us down?
Rhyykol: not far. Over there (points to a alley way)
Rhyykol: did i forget to mention the banking clan ship will kinda blow the ship up but dont worry.
Rhyykol: (turns around) my ship is comming to help us heh.
Rhyykol: (over com) Holly were are you?
Holly: (Depressed voice) vulgar 6 huhh
Rhyykol: (over com) whats wrong?
Holly: Ill explain later... initiating hyper speed.
Rhyykol: (at jester) Hollys my ships computer. I fly alone...
Well all creations have a weakness. They were Transformed by Radiation... The opposite of lythopian crystals.
Rhyykol: (Thinks for a moment)
Rhyykol: (snaps fingers) Ive got a huge stash of Crystals back in the lab, we can then beam a beam of the crystals up to a satillite, Programme it to emmite a Wave over the entire earth for 26 hours... Reversing The radiation creating the super warriors. There good by the way.
Rhyykol: (snaps fingers again) we could hack into the Hubble telescope, turn it around on the earth and ...
(rhyykol draws a picture of the hubble reflecting the beam by a sattilitte in the air)
Rhyykol: But the crystals are at the lab. the begging... of the end...
Rhyykol: (waits 1 minute thinking) (snaps Fingers) Im brilliant arent I?
Rhyykol: (slips on a space suit)
Rhyykol: Jerak... Keep the engines going...
Rhyykol: (looks at Jester)
Rhyykol: Turning off the engines will speed up the tractor beam...
Computer: initiating airlock in T-1 minutes.
(55 seconds passed)
Computer: 3...2...1... Airlock sequence aborted...
Rhyykol: What? Computer Why?
Computer: Banking clan Ships have blocked the airlock.
Rhyykol: (Presses a button on his data pad)
Rhyykol: Jester... Use the lythorium orb on the cannons. Seems like our Jobs inside.
Rhyykol: What the hell? I thought you be understanding. But nooo. god sake. it was not my FAULT
Rhyykol: ummm yeah about that... all power has been diverted to the shields and engines. not enough power for the cannons.
Rhyykol: Jester! come with me. your helping me sabatage the progecters. There are to energy power conduits on the hull of the capital ship. Thats right Jester were stealing power. Jerak you and geowayn look after the ship and warn us if anything draws near ok?
Rhyykol: Right Jester... i need to tell you something about the zombies... I... created them.
Rhyykol: It was Just before the radiation leak and me and my team of scientist fineshed a 20,000,000 army of super soldiers. the last ingredient was Lythopian crystals. The reverse of lythopian crystals is... *gulp* Nuclear Radiation.
Rhyykol: The next day i was just about to release the liquid crstals when suddenly radiation leaked into the lab. I runed for my life but left the Crystals on a shelf on top of the funnel for the crystals. The Radiation fused with the crystals and seped into the bodies of the super humans creating...
Rhyykol: just below us.
Rhyykol: i cannot enter the atmosphere for some reason?
( a huge bright light surrounds us and we are brought into a capital ship)
Rhyykol: Tractor beam!
(Geowayn runs up)
Geowayn: Who?
Rhyykol: *gulp* the Solaris!
(Rhyykol Reaches in a bag)
Rhyykol: This is lythonium, its the most powerfullest soure of energy in the world. This is the last one.
Rhyykol: (to Jester)
Rhyykol: Put it in the Main generator... its so powerful... it can power 20, 0000 groups of 40 mother ships armies. Heh imagine one ship?
Rhyykol: ohh and Jester... Dont read my mind again,theres things about a girl in there that i would like to stay private...
Rhyykol: Stealth online... we have 3 hours of it left.
(rhyykol takes control over the controls)
Rhyykol: Right im going to the asteroid, Geowayn, anything on the scanners?
Geowayn:(over com) umm kztt... two rock kzzt ets on our kzzt trail.
Rhyykol: Geowayn, Jester, Jerak... Hang on
(Rhyykol: goes into evasive action dodging all missiles)
Geowayn: I think im gonna be sick. blargg
Rhyykol: Haha nerves of steel hahahaha wooohooo
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