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Notes: Listening to The Final Countdown, Within Temptation’s What have you done, Matchbox twenty’s You’re Self or Someone and More than you think album, and The Sound of Revenge by Chamillionaire

The Sound of Revenge

Chapter 15

How to annoy people

 

“See Hunter? I told you I would fine the Ebon Hawk!”

“Umm, actually, I found it.”

“Yeah. Sure you did! I’m going to help Atton and Andria find Aiedail okay? Stay on the ship and don’t press anything in the cock pit!”

“Press anything in the cockpit? Okay!”

“That’s not what I said. I said don’t press anything.”

“I heard, I heard.”

Hunter walked into the Ebon Hawk.

Carth switched on his comlink.

“Hey Andria, Hunter went back to the Ebon Hawk…”

“ALONE?” Andria shreiked.

“No. I walked him there.”

“Thank goodness!”

“Are you and Atton doing alright?”

“Yeah. But Atton almost killed himself.”

“How?”

“It’s not really his fault, but a large boulder came down almost crushing him but thanks to me, I saved him.”

“No thanks. Maybe Atton should stay on the ship too.”

“Yeah. Your right.”

The comlink switched off.

~*

“Come on, Atton. Carth and I think you should stay on the ship with Hunter.”

“Why?”

“Featuring you almost got killed, we don’t want that to happen.”

“Does Hunter know how to play pazaak?”

“I’m pretty sure he does…”

“Then let’s go.” Atton said speeding to the Ebon Hawk.

~*

“Carth!” Andria called out when they reached the Ebon Hawk.

The airlock to the Ebon Hawk opened and Hunter looked out.

“Hi Andria! Still standing, Atton?”

“Haha, your funny.” Atton said in sarcasm.

“Thank you.”

“Okay. You two have fun doing nothing while me and Carth try and find Aiedail.” Andria said.

“Are you jelous that me and Atton get to sit in this nice cozy ship, while you and daddy have to find Aiedail?”

“Don’t push it Hunter!”

“Come on Hunter! We need to do what men do!” Atton said walking aboard the Ebon Hawk.

“Sit in a corner and cry all day because you didn’t get a cookie?”

“This time, there was no cookie!”

~*

“Hey Atton, how do you annoy people?”

“It’s simple Hunter. Do things that would annoy people.”

“Like…”

“Begin all you sentances with ‘ohh, la, la!’ When you go out to eat, pay for your dinner with pennies. Another thing, when your at your table, ask for an extra chair for your imaginary friend. Oh yeah, ask people what gender they are, that would get them going!”

“Anything else?”

“When I was younger, when it was all quiet and everyone was calm, I’d start tapping my pen on any surface I saw. Now, when you get older and live somewhere bu yourself, declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstars for ‘violating your airspace.’ When people keep talking, and talking and only give you 2 seconds to talk, after every sentance say ‘that’s what you think’. Start each meal by conspicuosly licking all your food, and announcing that no one will ‘swipe your grub’.

“If you did all that, how does Andria like you?”

“And,” Atton continued not hearing Hunter. “Make beeping noises when a fat guy backs up.”

The ship shook hard gerking Atton and Hunter to the wall.

“What was that?” Hunter cried.

The ship shook again. Atton switched on his comlink.

“Atton!” Carth’s voice rang through the comlink. “The entire place is coming down around our ears. Get those engines fired up!”

The comlink switched off and Atton ran for the cockpit. The airlock opened and Andria and Carth ran on board.

“Atton, lets get off this rock!” Carth called.

“On it!” Atton called back.

The Ebon Hawk lifted then shot off to the stars.

“What about Aiedail?” Andria cried.

“Well, featuring the planet blew up,” Atton said walking in. “Aiedail is probably gone along with it.”

“Nooooo!” Andria cried. “We were sopose to find her!”

Carth put a comforting arm around Andria’s shoulder. Andria buried her head in her hands sobbing.

“We did the best we can!” Carth said trying to calm her down.

Andria pushed Carth aside and ran to her room.

“Your the boyfriend, go talk to her.” Carth said to Atton.

“What am I suppose to say? Everything is going to be alright? For all we know, Aiedail is dead!”

“I can’t complain there. Let’s just go back home, theres nothing to do anyways.”

“We’re already on that route to Telos.”

“Are you positive it said Telos and not Tatooine?”

“I’m pretty sure.”

~

 

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