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#172- The Jedi are stupid when it comes to trusting people.
#173- Wookies are fun to kill.
#174- Sand people are fun to kill.
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#175 - You don't need a license to own a weapon.
#176 - No food anywhere.
#177 - You never age.
#178 - You never tire.
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#179- You never see the moon.
#180- It is never night time.
#181- There are no hookers on the streets.
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182- you never see bastilla laugh.
183- you can never Jump
184- you cannot dance well
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185- U cant kill everyone
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186- You can't kill Jolee during the first meeting.
187- Malak looks cool.
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188- dont trust old women
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189- Don't trust anybody.
190- Always have your lightsaber handy.
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191- become invisible when around droids
192- watch ur back
193- no means no
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192- Never upset a wookie
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195- What do Tuskin Raiders eat?
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196- being evil is hard
197- being evil is fun
198- u cant have pets
199- The Exile is easy to manipulate
200- Revan loses memory often
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201- Jedi masters can't sence the Darkside inside of Revan.
202- Bastila is too easy to turn to the Darkside and to the lightside.
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203- Bastilla is hot when she is evil
204- Jedi always die
205- Revan is badass
206- Malak is a freak
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207- Malak is too weak to be a Sith Lord.
208- The Star Forge is better then the Death Star.
209- Darth Maul is a cool Sith.
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210- torment is great torture
211- Killing i the best past time
212- just because ur a team doesnt mean u have to get along
213- ur never hungry
214- ur never thirstey
215- ur never tired
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216- It is never night time.
217- Techs are like monkeys but dumber.
218- Taris is the only planet that has doctors.
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217- Techs are like monkeys but dumber.
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Monkeys r not dumm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<
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219- Sith r never friends
220- Revan is the almighty
221- talking sucks killing fun
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222- You never see any jedi walking around other planets like you do with Dark Jedi.
223- Jedi Nemo on Dantoonie talks to slow.
224- Selkath stay wet all the time.
