Re: Things U Dont Say To A Cop
LSM, To be on the lightside you are pretty uptight and you need to loosen up before you have a heart attack at the age of 23.
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haha, that's just what you think..............lol
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Darth Jester,Nov 23 2008, 10:14 AM wrote:
LSM, To be on the lightside you are pretty uptight and you need to loosen up before you have a heart attack at the age of 23.
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Eeew... dirty jokes.
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Wake up. You were dreaming. What's your name?
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haha, whatever. 
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that's good, hovoth! 
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Another thing u dont say is:"Do I have to pay the Ticket its not even my car^^
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Also if you strip the gears do you have to buy it dinner first?
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a cop pulled over this car with two old ladies in it. they had been driving very slow, and as the cop checked the driver's license and other papers he asked the lady,
"Do you have a problem with your car, ma'am?"
"No officer"
"Well then why are you goin so slow?"
"Well officer, we're running the speed limit. The sign back there said Hwy 25, and that's how fast we were going" she replied.
The officer looked at the passanger, and noticed that she was shaking. He asked her
"Are you alright, ma'am?"
The second lady replied, "Oh, I think i'll be ok. you see we just got off Hwy 101."
B)
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I really like that one. B)
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a man is driving down the highway and gets pulled by a cop. he has 4 jugs of bootleg wine in the trunk, and the police have been cracking down on illegal liqueur the past few months. looking for a way to disguise himself, he pulls a collar out of his glove box so that he now looks like a minister. The cop comes up to the car and looks over the man's license and registration, then asks
"Father, we're having trouble with bootleggers around here. Is there anything in your car I should know about?"
The man replies, "well, there are four jugs of holy water in the back of the car."
"Mind if I see them, Father?"
the man pops the trunk and the cop inspects the containers.
"Um, Father, these jars are all full of wine!"
The man, acting astonished, responds, "Why, that can't be, I know I put water in those jars!"
"Well, Father, all I know is they're full of wine"
The man looks up to heaven and says, "Lord, you done it again!"
B)
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That was a good one too.
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that's great!
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Those are some very good jokes LSM. B)
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haha, those are pretty old. Lol, the first time I heard them was at a Baptist church dinner..........lol count on the Baptists for good opening jokes. B)
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Lightside Master,Nov 24 2008, 09:52 PM wrote:
a man is driving down the highway and gets pulled by a cop. he has 4 jugs of bootleg wine in the trunk, and the police have been cracking down on illegal liqueur the past few months. looking for a way to disguise himself, he pulls a collar out of his glove box so that he now looks like a minister. The cop comes up to the car and looks over the man's license and registration, then asks
"Father, we're having trouble with bootleggers around here. Is there anything in your car I should know about?"
The man replies, "well, there are four jugs of holy water in the back of the car."
"Mind if I see them, Father?"
the man pops the trunk and the cop inspects the containers.
"Um, Father, these jars are all full of wine!"
The man, acting astonished, responds, "Why, that can't be, I know I put water in those jars!"
"Well, Father, all I know is they're full of wine"
The man looks up to heaven and says, "Lord, you done it again!"
B)
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haaa awesome this is hilarious
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I have a cop joke but it is way too bad to post it on here.
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just do it, i wont warn you.
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I don't want to take that chance with Prince acting like he has been.
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hmmmmmmm.............might be a good idea. i can hear the "hypocrite" call now. <_<
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