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thats alright. my girl ashley went hard.
1,521 2012-03-29 08:55:06
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1,522 2012-03-29 13:55:05
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Ashley kicked ass in every fight.
1,523 2012-03-29 15:42:50
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She was cool.
1,524 2012-03-29 18:51:17
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Did anybody besides Starr pick the dude over Ashley?
1,525 2012-03-29 22:55:10
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As a dude I picked Kaidan over Ashley. It was kinda awkward when he turned g*y in ME3 though. He was all like "Let's get down sexi!" and my Shepard was like "Yeah, ummm... you see me and Tali... we're kinda... so yeah... but we can still be friends... 
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1,526 2012-03-30 06:13:46
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good thing he died on Virmire for me xD
1,527 2012-03-30 11:06:13
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Beautiful Chaos wrote:
As a dude I picked Kaidan over Ashley. It was kinda awkward when he turned g*y in ME3 though. He was all like "Let's get down sexi!" and my Shepard was like "Yeah, ummm... you see me and Tali... we're kinda... so yeah... but we can still be friends...
wait--you romanced Tali as a--oh right. you played as a guy. forgot that.
yeah that whole g*y factor was just disturbing. im just trying to be friendly to Cortez and he's all like "yeah i lost my husband". I thought it was just a game error. i was wrong when the dialogue option came up to try and flirt with him.... X_X
lol i know people who were genuinely pissed because Traynor was a les. they were all like, "f**k!" and im just sitting there like "should have gone with Ashley or even Liara, bro"
1,528 2012-03-30 18:31:21
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I even tried to hook up with Dianna the ancor woman and all we did was kiss and I was like is that all.
1,529 2012-03-30 22:03:58
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Starr's Sexi Boytoy wrote:
wait--you romanced Tali as a--oh right. you played as a guy. forgot that.
Yeah. I'm secure enough in my femininity to admit that Tali is drop dead sexy. I don't know what it is but I love her. She's so adorable! ^_^ Seriously, if there was the option to hook up with her as FemShep... I would have so played through at least once and cheated on Garrus or Kaidan with her. Not gonna lie.
Starr's Sexi Boytoy wrote:
yeah that whole g*y factor was just disturbing. im just trying to be friendly to Cortez and he's all like "yeah i lost my husband". I thought it was just a game error. i was wrong when the dialogue option came up to try and flirt with him.... X_X
I laughed so f**king hard when he said that! I was like "Holy s**t!" I mean I knew they were gonna include g*y stuff but it surprised the hell out of me.
Starr's Sexi Boytoy wrote:
lol i know people who were genuinely pissed because Traynor was a les. they were all like, "f**k!" and im just sitting there like "should have gone with Ashley or even Liara, bro"
OMG I was all nice to her (because I was playing Paragon and was nice to everybody) and all the sudden the b**ch is in my room and in my shower! WTF just happened?! Then the option pops up to join her and I was like "WTF?! HELL NO!" No interested... at all.
1,530 2012-03-30 23:42:15
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Darth Jester wrote:
I even tried to hook up with Dianna the ancor woman and all we did was kiss and I was like is that all.
YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!! WHY YOU NEED DIANA?!?!?!
1,531 2012-03-30 23:44:24
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Beautiful Chaos wrote:
Yeah. I'm secure enough in my femininity to admit that Tali is drop dead sexy. I don't know what it is but I love her. She's so adorable! ^_^ Seriously, if there was the option to hook up with her as FemShep... I would have so played through at least once and cheated on Garrus or Kaidan with her. Not gonna lie.
I laughed so f**king hard when he said that! I was like "Holy s**t!" I mean I knew they were gonna include g*y stuff but it surprised the hell out of me.
OMG I was all nice to her (because I was playing Paragon and was nice to everybody) and all the sudden the b**ch is in my room and in my shower! WTF just happened?! Then the option pops up to join her and I was like "WTF?! HELL NO!" No interested... at all.
at least someone realizes how adorable she is.
yes. that was mindscarring.
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
1,532 2012-03-31 01:59:10
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Starr's Sexi Boytoy wrote:
YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!! WHY YOU NEED DIANA?!?!?!
Because everyone needs a virtual reality love interest. Speaking of love interests and ME3... I had to pause the game after Garrus called himself my boyfriend during the romance goodbye scene. I had a really good laugh. I mean, it was all cute and adorable like he is and yet so f**king awkward and funny as hell. Just really out of nowhere.
And he says something about babies too. My thoughts as FemShep at that moment: "Uh... I don't think that'll work out, Garrus. Biology's a b**ch when it comes to s**t like genetics." 
Bioware's dialogue for Paragon FemShep at that moment: "... Biology might not cooperate." Bingo.
Starr's Sexi Boytoy wrote:
at least someone realizes how adorable she is.
Yeah. Adorable, sweet, and sexy. Reminds me of... well, me. 
Starr's Sexi Boytoy wrote:
yes. that was mindscarring.
Very. But you can save him in the end if you're his friend.
Starr's Sexi Boytoy wrote:
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Yeah. It was very awkward. This is exactly how it went down...
Traynor: OMG! I love your shower! Mine's shitty.
FemShep: *really wants to know why Traynor is making small talk* Uh... yeah...
Traynor: *awkwardly standing there talking about s**t*
FemShep: *tries to get her to shut up about the shower* You can use mine-
Traynor: Really?! Let me go get my stuff!
...5 minutes later...
FemShep: *daydreaming, wishing she was elsewhere*
Traynor: *taking shower* I could get lost in here.
FemShep: *to self: Please do... and don't come back...*
*decides to be nice as always and make small talk for once* So... uh... tryin' to look nice for someone eh?
Traynor: That depends on if she's interested... *hint, hint* *wink, wink*
*option to get in shower with Traynor pops up*
FemShep: *jaw drops* o_O What the f**k?! Really?! What is it with the women who take my messages and them being lesbians?! *remembering Chambers from ME2*
*DENY BUTTON*
*Traynor gets out of shower and sits down to pay chess with Shepard*
FemShep: Oh, hell no! Get the f**k out my room before I tell EDI to incinerate your f**king lesbian ass!
1,533 2012-03-31 06:36:27
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Ok... That was weird xD
1,534 2012-03-31 09:23:14
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Beautiful Chaos wrote:
Traynor: OMG! I love your shower! Mine's shitty.
FemShep: *really wants to know why Traynor is making small talk* Uh... yeah...
Traynor: *awkwardly standing there talking about s**t*
FemShep: *tries to get her to shut up about the shower* You can use mine-
Traynor: Really?! Let me go get my stuff!
...5 minutes later...
FemShep: *daydreaming, wishing she was elsewhere*
Traynor: *taking shower* I could get lost in here.
FemShep: *to self: Please do... and don't come back...*
*decides to be nice as always and make small talk for once* So... uh... tryin' to look nice for someone eh?Traynor: That depends on if she's interested... *hint, hint* *wink, wink*
*option to get in shower with Traynor pops up*
FemShep: *jaw drops* o_O What the f**k?! Really?! What is it with the women who take my messages and them being lesbians?! *remembering Chambers from ME2*
*DENY BUTTON*
*Traynor gets out of shower and sits down to pay chess with Shepard*
FemShep: Oh, hell no! Get the f**k out my room before I tell EDI to incinerate your f**king lesbian ass!
1,535 2012-04-01 20:00:57
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I have not got the romance achievement the first time around because Ashley joined another fleet and I did not want to get g*y. So this time around I am either hooking up with Ashley or Tai and if it comes down to it I will get g*y to get that achievement.
1,536 2012-04-02 10:04:22
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Okay...there are so many things wrong with what you just said. its much more bitter than sweet (thats what she said, i know) Let's see what your net respect points will stand at.
You didn't get the achievement because you didnt let Ashley join with your crew. -200 right there. NEVER dismiss ashley. you do it again, i cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan.
You're finally gonna let her on the Normandy. +100. you didnt get the other 100 back because you still dissed her first time around.
You will romance Ashley. +400.
Tali's your backup. +200
you will become g*y just to get an achievement. -2000.
net change: Respect points lost: 1700.
1,537 2012-04-03 14:35:04
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The first time around I was Renagade so I sent Ashley to the other fleet but when I realized what I did it was too late to change it. I wounder what happened to Jack because she was powerfull in ME 2.
1,538 2012-04-04 10:43:52
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eh, nothing....
1,539 2012-04-04 14:35:50
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also feel the need to acknowledge today is the day Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated...
1,540 2012-04-08 01:33:19
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Was it? I did not hear anything about that.
