3,381

(22 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

a girl walks in to a dildo shop and ask " what kinda  dildos do you have".

the clerk replys " we have blue ones vibraters pink and thins knew one called the green monster"
the girl asks " whats so great about it".
the clerks says" it does any thing you say"
the girls says" give me an example"
the gys says" ok green monster my as-S-S-S"
and so the green monster went up his ass
the girl says"i'll take it"
....20 min later
the girl is drivin down the high way and is saying" faster fasteR fastER FASTER" she gets pulled over by a cop and the cop ask" ma'am do you know how fast you were going "
the girl says"it's not my fault its the green monsters" the cop says" green monster my as-S-S-S-S

3,382

(76 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

my fav jedi master is so yaddle

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yaddle

3,383

(195 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

you know what sucks the most my b-day was that day

3,384

(333 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

Then my friend WE will meet in battle FOR IM THE GREATEST JEDI TO EVER LIVE!! look at the light side thing i posted

3,385

(53 replies, posted in The Old Republic (MMORPG))

you know what i think is that they are screwing a good story line i think both componys that helped make did a fab. job but i wish they would work togather cause they got good ideas Ex. the robes in kotr II way better then #1 and if they dont make Kotr III people are gunna be mad cause they just make it to where we have no idea what happens to reven or the exail or how ever you spell it but yeah the is my opion

3,386

(333 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

are you sith or jedi

3,387

(75 replies, posted in The Light Side)

i have trained long and hard but under a phony i need a real master i have the potenial (can't spell that) i know my true self for i am Konah Ryton the greatest jedi to ever live but have yet to be trained i realize that the jedi are impossibly out-numbered and i hope to change that once and for all the sith shall be crushed and the jedi will restore peace and tranquility to the galaxy and rebuild the temple and have new jedi younglings

3,388

(200 replies, posted in The Old Republic (MMORPG))

i thought this was about the crappy mmorpg comin out and if any of you die you wont see yoda vader maul Ect. they havent been born yet duh

3,389

(333 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

Darth dakaalt

3,390

(30 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Name:Konah Ryton

Gender:female

Age:18

Alliance: jedi order

Weapon:duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue and force

Apperance: long dark blond hair navy blue robes Bright green eyes slinder build

History:was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master


Species: unknown
Ship(optinal): Ryton fighter v3

Class: Jedi Master

3,391

(2,090 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Name:Konah Ryton

Gender:female

Age:18

Alliance: jedi order

Weapon:duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue

Apperance: long dark blond hair navy blue robes Bright green eyes slinder build

History:was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master


Species: human

Ship(optinal):ryton fight v3

Class: Jedi Master

3,392

(2,090 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Name: konah ryton

Age:18

Alliance: jedi

Weapon: duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue

History: was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master

Species: human

Ship: Harbenger

Class: Jedi Master

3,393

(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

idk if this thing is still alive

Name: konah ryton

Age:18

Alliance: jedi

Weapon: duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue

History: was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master

Species: human

Ship: Harbenger

Class: Jedi Master

3,394

(75 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

this is new and i will have more to add to the story  big_smile

They have been around for countless centuries.even before hyper-space travel was discovered,20,000 years previous. protectors of peace they say they are just and fair (but that is a matter of suggestion). They could be pacifist but no jedi would do that and sometimes they die because of it. ....back to subject. Some years ago a jedi named Konah morrie (my video game character)was investagating a patroon who was accused of stealing a proprietary colony. off subject. Master Konah had a padawan named Kardamungus. They had been together for two years(not in a relationship). ...Back on subject. Though they did not know the patroon had fallen to the darkside (after being an outcast jedi). They went to talk to her, her name was Jacklyn Bell. She was strong in the force. When Kard and master Konah got to the castle, Jacklyn was waiting for them,lightsabers drawn. two black hilts, one pure white glowing brightly.The other black As vortex, Kard almost instantaneously drew his single blade made of pure gold plasma.Konah waited for what seemed to Kard like hours. Then asked "Jacklyn why have you stolen you know better". Jacklyn had been exiled from the order two years previous. She answered "well master *Kard gasped*i have seen  the light". Then she jumped at Konah. Before she even left the ground Konah had her sabers in her hand and they were activated one cyan blue the other more silver then mercury. Kard jumped to intercept Jacklyn and succeeded there blades met in mid-air. Kard was strong but Jacklyn soon had him on the ground. Just before she cut his throat Konah Jumped in. kard recovered but stayed away for sometime . Then when he saw an opening he jumped. Konah saw the action to late Kard took over the battle but was to slow and soon lay near death with a slit to the throat and his left arm gone. Konah went berserk and finally killed Jacklyn. After Konah ran to were Kard lay dieing to hear his final words they were "I love you for all ways and forever".