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I feel the rising urge to buy wrinkle cream...

Fear our mighty immortal leader!

Most definitely. I may have to look into getting you to write my fight scenes for New Beginning.

You're too kind, Jester. ^_^

Well, I know I'm getting an Xbox One come July. My best friends, who are renting an apartment with me, are planning on getting the Wii U and the PS4 so our place with be game central. I mean we already have a Wii, an Xbox 360, and a PS 3 but the next-gen consoles make it even better. It's fabulous.

Revan was also the creator of the Shan site way back when so he's SUPER ancient.

Why thank you.

Should I fetch my Princess Leia slave costume?

I'll definitely read it when I get the chance. I glanced at it and from the little bit I did read it seemed pretty awesome. Of course I don't expect anything less from you.

You are most welcome.

From what I've seen it looks like it will be the most amazing video game I have ever played. I really don't mind the wait as long as I am not disappointed.

Speaking of DA:I, have they announced any other party members other than Varric, Cassandra, and that Orlesian mage? I've looked around a bit but can't seem to stumble across anything. I mean, Varric is sexy with his charisma and manly chest hair but dwarves aren't my thing.

Of course, after Fenris they'll have to pull off some magically sexiness to impress me.

I have something I think you'll like, Jester. Since, you know, you tend to like things with a darker edge.

A concept design sketch of a "Grinning Menace," a species to be included in the adaptation of A New Beginning RP. These carnivorous creatures have slight traces of both canid and feline features but they are most often associated with draconic species due to their bone structure and the somewhat rubber texture of their skin.

Their biological name is 'udem azmortem' which, translated from an alien tongue, means "smiling death". Both this, as well as their common name, reference their infamous 'smile/grin' which results from their elongated jaw structure.

Menaces stand about 5' at the shoulders and weigh in at around 600 pounds will females being slightly smaller. They have two eyes on either side of their head with pit sensors located above and below which are often mistaken for additional eyes. Their front paws are larger with longer toes and retractable claws, allowing them to easily grip most surfaces.

Their back paws, on the other hand, are smaller and lack claws altogether. The back legs, however, have extra muscles and tendons allowing for leaps of upwards to 5'. They come in various forms with some having fur and others lacking fur. Those with fur are classified by long or short fur.

Grinning Menaces are bred for their ferociousness. Their vicious nature, as well as a strict pack oriented nature, makes them extremely difficult, if not impossible, to tame and train. They are, regardless, sometimes found as pets and even mounts on rare occasions as they have proven fiercely loyal to those who can establish themselves as an 'alpha'.

Menaces mainly come in white to grey to black in color with various markings [such as spots, stripes, etc.] ranging anywhere from some fluorescent shades to earthen tones. Their fur tends to be a darker color than their skin. Menaces mate for life and produce litters of two to four offspring known as smirks.

Kinda irritated DA:I doesn't come out until next Fall. Was hoping to get my hands on it sometime in February.