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(118 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

LSM wrote:

hmmm..........that wasn't exactly what I was thinking.   What I saw was more like you and Jest using Sith lightening on cats, popping little kids balloons with your lightsabers, and throwing banana peels in front of foreign dignitaries...

Well we do all that too but I like adding my spice. It entertains me.  tongue  wink

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(137 replies, posted in The Light Side)

Hey, if you don't take me up on my offer I've got all these sexy Marine men over here drooling after me. I really don't mind what you choose. But its polite of me to at least offer my services. Mama raised me right. XP

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(17 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

You'd have to find a Hutt language guide and play through the scene to listen to what she says and translate it into Basic. They have a few different language guides for a number of species but I'm not sure which. Mandalorian is one (because I learned to speak it that way) so I'm sure they have a Hutt one. The Hutts are, after all, one of the most powerful species in the universe.

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(179 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

And did LSM decide to stay?

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(179 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Jest wrote:

Prince, You have cost this site 2 great members because you can not play well with others and I am tired of ALL YOUR DRAMA!!!!!!!! I am going to take action so IF YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR you will see that it is your fault and nobody elses.

Do not let personal feelings cloud your judgment, Jest. I've had about enough of fighting from everyone. If you cannot handle your administrative powers properly and cannot solve this site's problems without taking sides your powers will be revoked temporarily.

Atrox wrote:

dude, banning him is for you me and star to decide, do not be so brash, we barely have any members as it is.

Exactly. Did you and Jest come to a decision, Atrox? I will accept it if you both decided it was truly best.

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(240 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)

LSM wrote:

Hmm......perhaps you're right...although why you would want such a title is beyond me.

It's me. You'll never really understand. When you think you do... you're even further from understanding me. It's part of the charm.  wink

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(83 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

-_- Seriously...?

Don't go there with me, zack. This is not a week to screw with everyone's favorite Marine. Actually... any week. I am really not one for any kind of child's play. Just... don't... really.

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(151 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Kip enters the crew hold to find Cat and Raid circling each other, each of the warriors in nothing but their undergarments, crouched in Echani challenge stances. Ash slides along the wall, sliping behind Cat while her attention is focused on Raid.

Raid lashes out with a quick jab, an obvious miss. It is a mere opportunity opener for Ash. The large Togorian charges forward in a blur, wrapping his muscular bulging arms around Cat's  slender body and arms, heaving her off the ground with little effort.

In the blink of an eye Cat throws her head back, her skull slamming against Ash's nose, the cracking noise echoing in the condensed crew hold.

Ash laughs, blood slowly beginning to trickle from his flaring nostrils. "Can't squirm your way out of this one, Cat. It seems we've finally beat you."

Raid grins, patting Cat on the shoulder. "You're off your game, Cat. Letting the rookies beat you like this..."

Cat cocks her head to the side with a charming smile. "Is that what you think?"

Cat arches her back and brings her knee up, driving it into Raid's stomach with such force it knocks the Iridonian back a few feet. He coughs and stumbles to his knees. Ash leans his head to one side to get a good look at Raid and laughs again. It was rare that Cat caught them offgaurd anymore. He had to give her points for that.

He releases Cat and takes a step back. She broken his knees when he'd grabbed her last time. He didn't want to test his luck more than he already had. She often refrained from hurting them too much but she wouldn't hesitate if he didn't release her. Lesson learned.

Cat gets to her feet and straightens out her small clothes in the most feminine way, glancing in Raid's direction with a flash of amusement as the Iridonian gets to his feet with a gaze which demands retribution for his hurt pride. She turns to Kip with her famous charming smile as Ash uses his Force powers to heal his muzzle.

"Just, ah, practicing," she says on a deep breath.

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(118 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

LSM wrote:

Yeah, well, you don't want to know what else I've seen....Lol, jk.

OMG... you were there when I made those videos?! o_O Soldiers just get so cranky when they're away from their wives and girlfriends. And I'm so sexy they just get excited and can't do anything about it.

I suggest they all get alone time but that doesn't help all the time. It's nothing like the real thing.  wink So I decided I might as well help them get over all that crankiness. Well... help the really sexy ones at least. The ugle ones can be happy with those little dolls you can buy.

Anyway... you know you enjoyed watching, LSM.  wink You should have jumped in. XP

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(235 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

Tada! lol Isn't it so... "Mistress of the Fallen"?  wink  tongue

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(137 replies, posted in The Light Side)

George wrote:

Now... This is the first time that I was tempted to join the darkside. But no, sorry Starr, I'll stick to the lightside anyway

Oh come on, sugah. I have this sexy, tight, really revealing outfit I can wear and I've got some chains and those nice little whips. I'll even get on my knees......  wink

LSM wrote:

hmmm.........somehow I doubt you would be content in that vocation, Starr...

Really? I've played the part before. I thoroughly enjoy it... with the right man. XD

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(5 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

lol I did. Just forgot to post. smile

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(75 replies, posted in Video Games)

I should take the opportunity... but I just won't go in that direction. It's too far... even for me.

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(344 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

I seriously doubt that theory... but if it does happen at least I'll die sexy.  wink

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(117 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

George wrote:

Thats healthy thinking  After all, tomorrow you'll become a grandma and no one would want to look at you

Me? Be unsexy? People not wanting to look at me? Sure... when the world ends.

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(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

The all capital letters.
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S'mores

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(46 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

It does if you have combat training. That way if you get into any trouble from throwing your looks around you can kick someone's ass if you have to.  wink

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(86 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

LSM wrote:

Um, I think he was talking about Jest...but I'm not sure......

Now you see where I'm coming from.

Prince wrote:

awww.... no hun we're not. it otay.

So Jest's wife then, yes?

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(289 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

As Cassus walks down the hallway he hears the faint sound of footsteps behind him. He turns around in time to see two Kal'e barely visible in the dimly lit hallway. The warriors immediately step forward pushing Cassus into the nearest room. The lights in the room flicker on and the doors slide shut behind them.

The Kal'e were by far the most intimidating and deadly soldiers in the Mandalorian army. The best of the best taken under the banner of the Neo-Crusaders and hardened by Mandalore himself. They were ruthless warriors with a demeanor which was so Sith-like it more than once caused Cassus to worry about the influence of Mandalore's Sith "allies" on the Mandalorian leader.

Cassus begins to speak but is abruptly stopped by the larger of the two Kal'e. "Mandalore is preoccupied," the Mandalorian brute begins in Mando'a. It is an archaic version, rarely used among even the most devout Mandalorian warriors. Mandalore himself rarely used it and he was the last known remaining Taung, the original Mandalorian species.

It is the perfect cover for a conversation which the Kal'e warriros obviously don't want to be overheard. Cassus struggles with the words and sentence structure, being more fluent in modern Mando'a.

"He is organizing the Republis and Jedi's retreat out system. Serroco is within Mandalorian grasp. Whether she summits to Mandalorian rule or enters the fold as another conquered world remains to be seen. But she will fall one way or another."

The second Kal'e speaks up in Mando'a, the voice soft but dripping with the same bitter venom as that of the other warrior. Cassus is taken aback. A woman? The Mandalorians always revered their women as warriors of the same caliber as their men. But to be in the Kal'e? She had to be very skilled indeed.

"However," she adds to her comrade's statement. "There are other things which more directly concern the Kal'e at the moment. It seems we have stumbled upon a rather troublesome situation. And you may be the only solution to our... problem."

The first Kal'e growls with a nod in Cassus's direction. "Sit."

...Meanwhile...

Mandalore appears in full holographic form before Jason. "Jedi..." he growls with complete distain.

...Downfall...

Revan flinches away from Alek at the first contact but calms down, leaning her head against him as she cries. Slowly her hand  moves to his face, her fingers trailing along his jaw. It had all seemed so real. So frightening. Was that... the future?

She sniffles. No... Alek would never hurt her. He wasn't a monster. And she wasn't either. Wouldn't do something horrible like that to him.

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(17 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

hezekiaah wrote:

I mean - did she KNOW about the Rancor?  I remember she acted like she'd been there a while, like being there was kind of old hat; anyone around Jabba for more than a few days would have probably seen that thing in action... Seems like she could have just stepped left or right and avoided being on the trapdoor entirely if she knew about it.  That would be MY first concern if I was about to insult a powerful gangster.  Must not have had too much going on upstairs.

I guess we'll never know. She might have been a recent slaves. Recent slaves are more likely to revolt than ones who are... used to it.

hezekiaah wrote:

Heh - true - though I dare say she might not have had brains OR all the looks in Jabba's opinion.  I mean, she was basically naked and no one in the court cared about her 'til she croaked.  Must have been the "tentacles instead of hair" motif.  Jabba seemed much more happy with Leia, who didn't have to try too hard to win in both categories there.

The beauty behind Twi'leks is very... confusing to say the least. I've never really understood it at all. Although Darth Talon was pretty good looking for a Twi'lek. Then again I'm just into that darkside stuff.  wink

Leia wasn't that pretty in opinion though...