The Unknown
Notes: This is soooo gay because im Bisexual!! Sheash, this was just a joke (the story)!
The Unknown…
“Hey… um… Atton, can I talk to you for a sec?” Cedric Logan said to the pilot of the Ebon Hawk, Atton Rand.
“Yeah. Almost done reaparing the Ebon Hawk.”
“Good to know. Anyways, do you know anything about Visas race?”
“Why? She’s a blind hag similer to Kreia.”
“She is not!”
“Then what is she?”
“Another Kreia.”
“Now we’re both on the same page.”
“But when I look at her, I feel somthing…”
“That’s not a good sign.”
“Why?”
“Your in love.”
“We’ll, I guess I am. I just never knew how love felt.”
Atton gaved a depressed sigh.
“What’s wrong.”
“Nothing.”
“Even if I wern’t a jedi, I could tell somthing is wrong.”
“Are you going to ask Visas out?”
“She’s blind, are you crazy?!”
“Then how are you going to get a move on with her?”
“I don’t know.”
“Okay. Pretend I’m Visas.”
Cedric laughed.
“You’r a pretty ugly girl.”
“You’r a pretty ugly guy. Just pretend.”
“Fine.”
“Okay, walk up to me LIKE I’m Visas.”
Cedric took small steps towards Atton.
“This isn’t going to mean anything, right Atton?”
“Of course not!”
“Okay. Now what.”
“What would you say to Visas.”
“I wouldn’t really say anything. I would probably scream like a teenage girl and run away.”
“Now if you were me, how would you walk up to her?”
Cedric thought for a couple seconds.
“Do I have to? You would probably come on too hard and scare her away.”
“Just do it!”
“Fine!”
Cedric took a couple steps forward towards Atton.
“What’s up baby?”
Atton buried his head in is hands and started laughing.
“What?!”
“HAHAHA, you suck being me.”
“That’s because I’m not you!”
“Yeah. Okay. Just pretend you me.”
“I WAS!!”
“I know, but you were doing it horribly!”
“Just shut up and tell me what to do next!”
“What’s your favorite hobby?”
“Sex.”
“Besides that.”
“Killing people.”
“So, your going to walk up to Visas and talk about killing or sex.”
“Why?”
“Because your hopless!”
“I like to shop.”
“That’s what I thought.”
“What?”
“You’r gay.”
“What?! No I’m not!”
“Girls like shopping and sex, not guys.”
“But I like killing people.”
“So, you admitt your gay.”
“What? No! No, no, no! What is wrong with you, Atton?!”
Atton thought for a second.
“Are you gay?”
Cedric groaned.
“Yes! I am! Happy?”
“Happy? I’m burning hell happy!”
“Don’t tell me…”
“I’m gay too!”
“Well, thats rich.”
“So does this mean…”
“Um, no, it doesn’t!”
“Do you know what I was going to ask?”
“Yes, I did, and my answer is NO!”
“Fine… you sure?”
“Positive!”
“But your gay.”
“Yes I am. Thats what Mandalore is here for.”
“He’s gay to? Man, I’ve been missing out.”
“Yeah you have!”
Im kidding, I’m not bi XD- MaggOnasi
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atton gay??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, i having a heart attack or i’m just passsing out
*blacks out unconcious and wakes up dead*
If your dead, how can you wake up?
i don’t know
i’m unconcious and wake dead on the other side
that’s how i wake up, okay?
nooooooooo!!!!!!!!
your story killed me
thanks alot!
wait until i get you! just wait and see!
Okay, take the next plane to Indiana and I’ll see you there
i… admit defeat…
you win this round… this time…
i’ll get you somehow…
I win all the rounds young padawan! XD
‘young padawan’!
i’m older than you!
i’m fourteen!
you’re the young padawan
BY 2 YEARS!!
I’m the jedi master, do not dispise me!
Merry Christmas, sis
yeah, Merry Christmas, too sis!