fan fiction scrollWhat happened between Kotor 1, and 2 part 3.

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Authors note: In this part the crew lands on another planet. Little do they know the planet is filled with bounty hunters. And as you can imagine Revans death is worth a lot of credits.

The Ebon Hawk just left Naboo, and Revan was very sad. It wasn’t the best day ever for Carth also. He probably would rather spend time doing….stuff with Revan, than steer some ship.

The people on the Ebon Hawk were very bored. The ship was silent…until Mission came out.

“Mission! What are you wearing!” Bastila said, starring.

Mission was wearing a hamburger suit.

“HOT STUFF hu?” Mission said, flapping her arms.

“Uh-uh-ba-er-um- yah” Bastila said, trying to look away.

“Aren’t you afraid next time you feed Zaalbar, he’ll eat you?” Bastila asked.

Mission walked away crying…..randomly.

“Wow, I think Mission’s gone to far” Carth said, turning around.

“She crossed that line long ago!” Bastila said, with her eyebrows up.

Revan came walking out of one of the halls, sobbing.

“Revan why are you crying!” Carth said, walking toward Revan.

“It’s not you, it’s Bastila” Revan said.

“What did I do?” Bastila said, looking surprised.

“You made me leave Naboo!” Revan yelled.

“I told you I wasn’t done!” Revan said.

“At least we’ll be landing soon” Carth said trying to smile.

“Were are we going now?” Revan asked.

“We are going to Nar Shadda.” Carth said.

“It’s just not the same!” Revan yelled.

“Hey hold on were landing!” Carth said.

The Ebon Hawk landed on Nar Shadda.

“Another safe landing” Carth said, smiling.

“Carth come with me!” Revan said, pulling Carth.

“What, where are we going!” Carth demanded.

“Into a dark closet!” Revan yelled, pulling Carth away.

**

Revan, and Carth came walking out of the hall.

“Hey look who’s finally done.” Mission said.

Revan walked over to Mission, and slapped her.

“This does not surprise me” Mission said.

“We were wondering if you guys wanted to go to dinner, without Mission.” Carth said, holding Revans’ hand.

“Sure I’d love to, and Mission can come….She took her medicine” Bastila said.

“Cool” Revan said, with a smile.

“bee-weer” T3 asked.

“Yes you can come” Carth said.

“I’ll go ask Jolee if he wants to join us.” Bastila asked

Bastila walked into Jolees’ room.

“Hey Jolee I just wondered if- WHAT THE!” Bastila yelled.

*sigh* “Jolee, are you playing with your dolls again?” Bastila asked.

“uh-psh no” Jolee said.

“You were playing with your dolls weren’t you” Bastila said.

“Yup” Jolee said, looking away.

“Well we wanted to know if you wanted to come to dinner” Bastila asked.

“Sure” Jolee said..

Bastila, and Jolee walked out of the room.

“Don’t bring your dolls” Bastila said.

“FINE!” Jolee said, putting his dolls away.

“Ok let’s go” Bastila said, walking away with everyone else.

**

“You guys, I know I can’t be trusted but this is ridiculous, plus I took my medicine” Mission said, sadly.

“I know, but just to be safe we’ll keep you on this leash” Carth said, holding the leash.

Mission sighed.

“Do you guys hear that?” Bastila asked.

The whole group stopped to listen.

A blaster fired.

“Duck!” Carth yelled.

Three bounty hunters came down from above.

“Exactly why I love Naboo” Revan said, activating her saber.

Bastila, and Jolee both got there sabers out.

Carth got out a blaster.

“Carth let go of the leash!” Mission said.

Carth let go.

Mission tied her blade to the end of the leash, creating a whip.

Three more hunters came down.

One of them was mental.

The mental one ran up to Mission, and bit her.

“He bit me!” Mission yelled.

The rest of the group killed everyone.

Except the mental one.

Mission took care of that by tying him up with the leash.

“Mission what did you do to him?” Bastila asked.

“I tied him so I could feed him to Zalbaar” Mission said, proudly.

“Oh yah good call leaving Naboo” Revan said, sarcastically.

“Let’s get Back to the ship” Jolee said.

**

When they got back to the ship, Mission fed Zaalbar.

“Sit” Mission said, to Zaalbar.

Zaalbar sat.

“Good wookie” Mission said, in a cheering voice.

Mission threw the bounty hunter over to Zaalbar.

“Rrrrraaaaaa” Zaalbar said, in his little Zaalbar language.

Mission walked out of the room.

“Hey Bastila, do you have any grenades” Mission asked, looking down.

“Why?” Bastila asked.

“Never mind, I’m going to go to bed, good night” Mission said, running away.

Jolee walked out of the hall.

“BASTILA!” Jolee yelled.

“What?” Bastila said, looking at Jolee.

“you took them didn’t you!” Jolee said.

“Took what?” Bastila asked.

“YOU TOOK MY DOLLS!” Jolee yelled.

“Fine here you go” Bastila said, handing Jolee the dolls

Jolee turned around, and walked away.

“Good night” Bastila shouted, walking away

(Revan, and Carth were already in bed…..doing naughty things)

**

The next morning Mission woke first. Mission took the sheet off from over her. Under the sheet Zaalbar was lying down.

“Zaalbar!” Mission yelled.

Zaalbar woke up.

“Roaaaar” Zaalbar said.

“Why were you under the sheet?” Mission asked, with her hands on her hips.

“ooooor” Zaalbar yelled

“Bad dream?” Mission asked.

“RRRR” Zaalbar said.

“Goodbye” Mission said, walking out of the room.

In the cockpit Carth just woke up.

“Heyyy look who’s not wearing a hamburger suit” Carth said.

“Heyyy look who’s not sleeping with Revan” Mission said.

“That reminds me” Carth said, walking into Revans’ room, and closing the door.

Mission looked disgusted.

And she was.

**

Later in the morning Revan, and Carth came out of the locked room.

By then the whole group was up.

“Look who’s finally done” mission said, to Carth, and Revan.

Again Carth walked up, and slapped Mission.

“It’s ok I’m used to it now” Mission said.

Jolee walked out of his room looking mad.

“We need to potty-train T3!” Jolee said.

“Why?” Bastila asked.

“Because he oiled on my bed” J olee said.

The whole group laughed.

“It’s not funny!” Jolee said.

“Ha you got oiled” Carth said, laughing.

Jolee walked away, still mad.

“Hey can we turn on HK yet?” Carth asked.

“NO!” Bastila yelled.

“Why?” Carth asked.

“He tried to plug into me!” Bastila said, furiously.

“Ok” Carth said, backing up.

Carth, and Revan walked back into the room to do…stuff. While the rest of the group just sat there..

**

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16 Responses to “What happened between Kotor 1, and 2 part 3.”

  1. Darth Shiin says:

    THIS IS MORE FUNNIER THAN ARMS STOP IT GETSUR FRIEK OWN ITH AWLL GOOOOD PUT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It’s 10x better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Funny as usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Darth Soran says:

    this series is comedy…..at least i hop it is.

  3. MaggOnasi says:

    “Into a dark closet!” Revan yelled, pulling Carth away.

    That was hiliarious!!!!

    “YOU TOOK MY DOLLS!” Jolee yelled.

    And that! Jolee with dolls, oh heaven!

    “Look who’s finally done” mission said, to Carth, and Revan.

    And I like that line so very much!!

    “Heyyy look who’s not sleeping with Revan” Mission said.

    “That reminds me” Carth said, walking into Revans’ room, and closing the door.

    and THAT was hilarious!
    I would post more about how much I love your story… but damn I’m grounded LOL…

  4. Darth Shiin says:

    hehehehehe, goth grounded… *gasp* alleteration!!!

    Do not underestimate the power of alliteration my friends

  5. Darth Shiin says:

    y u grounded?

  6. Darth Shiin says:

    Soran, can I write an actual Kotor and a half that isn’t a spoof?

  7. Darth Shiin says:

    Soran: Yes>?

  8. wow, that was scary and disturbing XD oo, i love it!!!
    i don’t know who disturbs me more, Mission or Jolee…. Mission
    why does she have to be the one who gets slapped?
    Carth and Revan doing it…. ewwww!

  9. Darth Shiin says:

    It’s natural RevanBodygaurd….

  10. Darth Soran says:

    Oh shiin if you Really want to you can write a kotor and a half story, but give me some credit.

  11. Darth Shiin says:

    Okay, i thank Soran, now I write.

  12. Darth Soran says:

    should i write more?

  13. MaggOnasi says:

    yesss time 1 million!!!!! You’re great and I’d love to read more!!!

  14. Darth Shiin says:

    YOu love Soran?

    Soran, you got a girlfriend!

    Kidding, that would be gay.

  15. MaggOnasi says:

    Erm… Shiin, you need help.

  16. Darth Shiin says:

    tell me about it.

    what type of help, better stories? cause mine suck.

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