Malaks Husband.
Authors Note: This is what I think Malak was doing when he wasn’t trying to hunt Bastila down. I also copied something from the movie, “Kicking and Screaming” and “Star Wars: Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith”. Hope you enjoy!
Malak: “Hon, I’ll be home by dinner!”
Malaks Husband: “Okay sweetie!”
That Night
Malak: “Sorry I’m late, there were some Jedi on the way home, so I took care of them.”
Malaks Husband, who’s name is Chad: “It’s okay!”
Malak: “So, I have a surprise.”
Chad:”WHAT!!!”
Malak: “It involves the lower jaw…”
Chad: “Something happened to your face! OH MY GOD!”
Malak: “Is it really that bad?”
Chad: “It’s as if all of hell bit it off!”
Malak: “So, I guess this is the end of our relationship?”
Chad: “Of course not!!!”
Malak: “What?”
Chad: “All you need is a thing that will cover it up!”
The next day
Malak: “I hate it.”
Chad: “I think it’s sexy!”
Malak: “It’s just, it’s a little too tight.”
Chad: “It’s okay, you’ll grow into it.”
Malak: “So, I guess we can’t kiss anymore.”
Chad: “Ya, we can’t KISS, but there are other fun things we can do together that doesn’t involve kissing, like destroying planets, finding the Star Forge.”
Malak: *Crying, Snifs* “How does that have to do with ANYTHING? I looked in the mirror this morning and do you know what I saw?”
Chad: “What?”
Malak: “NOTHING.”
People in the store called, “Get a Lower Jaw” started staring.
Chad: “It’s okay, we’ll work this out. All you need is a biiiiiiig huuuuuuuuug.
Malak: “Okay…”
Chad: “Come here, gime a hug, big guy.”
Malak: “I love you.”
Chad: “I love you too.”
5 years later, Chad got shot in a brutal battle. Here was his dying words.
Chad: “Malak?”
Malak: “What?”
Chad: “I’ve always lied to you, your lower jaw makes you look like a unattractive female bafoon bitch.”
Malak: “I HATE YOU!!!!!!!”
Chad: “I… Love… Yo-”
Chad dies.
Malak: “NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Authors Last Notes: I hope you liked it, I do. Rate It from 1 to 10 please.
nasty very nasty but still very good……and nasty
HAHA, I was laughing at the end soooo super hard XD
But its kinda wrong at the same time…
9/10!!!
Thanks. Oh, the end…
stll nasty……………………….
I’m literally speechless
COOKIES!!!!
I don’t know what to say. whoa, now i know why Malak has problems in life
sorry, it’s gross *mouth hangs open speechless* but it was funny!
i say 9/10 along with MaggOnsai!
amazing i wouldn’t have thought of it!
After reading this I wonder what niholas did while he/she waited for you
hhhmmmmmmm???
I have NO idea. Were goona add some butter… ->
RevanBodygaurd, EVERYONE knows that Malak has problems… This is only one of them…
ooo, there’s more i gotta know sir… ma’am
Don’t worry, the sequel is coming soon.
The name is “Sions Husband”