fan fiction scrollIs This Even Possible? Part I

 Atton RandExile (Male/Light Side)Mira

Author’s Notes: Just a random thought. I’m just wondering if Mira and Atton Rand could be a couple and who would the Male Exile choose. Brianna the Handmaiden or Visas Marr? First story I had ever written about him! (Sorry, I don’t have a name for him) Whoo! I was watching I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry with Chuck acting like a man whore and InuYasha with Miroku acting like a perverted pimp. The Male Exile’s theme songs is Pretty Fly for a Jedi and Pretty Fly for a White Guy.

 

“Got a minute?” Atton Rand asks as he entered the Ebon Hawk’s garage. Bao-Dur was minding his own business on the ship. T3-M4, HK-47, GO-TO, and the remote were busy repairing the ship. Kreia meditates in her private quarters as usual. But Atton was mostly talking to Mira, who was working at the workbench.

Mira wiped the sweat from her forehead and turned to the direction of the voice.  “It’s just you, Atton. Yeah, go ahead. I got a minute.”

“Thanks,” Atton pointed at the tools on the bench. “What are you doing, Mira?”

“I’m making some grenades for the Exile. I’m surpised that Jedi even need to use that at all. Thought all they need is a lightsaber and the great mysical Force.”

“You have to use whatever you have. You must be his special grenade factory.”

“Yeah, he said that too.”

“So,” Atton said, leaning against the cold surface of the wall. “Why don’t I see you training with the Exile?”

“Too crowded. Every since I’ve been here, the blinded Sith lady and that Handmaiden have been looking at me strangely.”

“Visas Marr and Brianna the Handmaiden?”

“Yeah. Whenever I get near them, they glare at me like I’ve done something wrong. Maybe I’m just wearing the wrong outfit.”

“They look at me the same way too.”

“Why Atton? What did you do? You look like an alright guy to me.”

“Uh… let’s just say I was there at the wrong time and place.”

“What did you do?”

“While the girls were changing, I accidently walked in the room.” Atton looks in the disbelief on Mira’s face. “Okay, I admit it! I was watching them change! There! Are you happy?”

Mira muttered to herself. “Hm, so that’s why I always catch you scratching your equipment. I’m surpised that they haven’t whupped you a good one.”

“I’m a guy! I have needs! I was in a prison on planet that just exploded! Can you blame me?”

“Whatever. You’re still a little pervert, Atton!” Mira saw that Atton wasn’t paying attention and staring at her chest. “Eyes up here, pal!” She shieked pointing at her eyes.

Before this little arguement between Atton and Mira could continue on any longer, the Jedi Exile, Visas Marr, and Brianna the Handmaiden came in bursting into the room. The Exile is the center of the attention as Visas and the Handmaiden grabbed either side of his arms. Having a cat fight or a bitch fight, if you will. Understand? Trying to fight whoever gets the Exile for the time.

“Look, Visas, the chrono (watch, time in Star Wars) says it’s time for me and the Exile to go sparring in the cargo hold. Isn’t that right, Exile? Would you like to see me without my clothes on?” The Handmaiden asked but didn’t wait for any answer and pulled the Exile in the direction of the cargo hold. “So back off, big-chested husty!”

But Visas didn’t accept that. “No, you set the chrono all wrong! Exile and I get to spend some time seeing each other in the Force. Isn’t that correct, Exile? You still need to work on improving that Force Sight, don’t you?” Visas asked but didn’t wait for an answer and pulled the Exile near her quarters. “I don’t want you to disturb us, servant of Artis.”

The women continued to pull on the Exile like a rag doll while Atton and Mira watched in amusement and amazement. Visas protested and then the Handmaiden protested. Maybe the Exile enjoys that… Or probably just used to it.

“Hey Mira, maybe you should help the poor guy out,” Atton whispered. “A third woman is always welcome in the love triangle.”

“No way, Atton,” Mira said. “I don’t want to get involved in that. Besides, the Exile looks too old for me, despite his many ways to seduce me.”

Finally the Exile spoke and released himself from the girls. “Ladies, ladies, calm down. I have time to spend with the both of you. I’m Mr. Wonderful after all, you know.” He wrapped his arms around Visas and the Handmaiden.

“Oh, Exile. How I adore you so!” The women both exhalted in admiration. “I love you!”

The Exile stood back and smiled seductily like a scoundrel. He turned to Visas and reached out to touch her chin. “I want you to have my children.”  

“Uh… I-I,” Visas stuttered as she turned her back to him, embrassed and blushing.

The Handmaiden fumed out loud. “Hey! You asked me if I could have your children!”

“But you haven’t given me your answer, beautiful. Are you going to tell me now?”

“Of course!” She grabbed the Exile’s hand and kissed it. ”I would be honored to have your children.” She hugged him while the Exile gently stroked her butt.

Visas turned around, surpised, her hands on her hips. “Mind explaining what you are doing there, Jedi?”

The Exile released Brianna. “I’m doing nothing. Heh, nothing at all.” He wrapped his arms around the women again. “Let’s just do something new for a change.” As they began to walk, the Exile moved his hands downward to their lower back area (their butts). The two women screamed loudly and they both slapped him.

Being a smooth talker as he is, the Exile took it like a man. “It’s all part of a Jedi’s duty, ladies. Sorry… hey, wait up!” He called up to them as they walked away. He sighed in defeat and noticed that everyone was staring at him, including Mira. He walked up to her. “Hey, Mira. What’s up?”

“No, I won’t get in bed with you.” Mira said.

“Alright, suit yourself. Remember, if you need somebody to talk to, I’ll be there for you.” The Exile said, smiling as he walked away. But then Kreia approached him.

“Hello Exile.”

“Um, hi Kreia.”

“I heard you’re asking women to have your children.”

“Uh, yes.”

Kreia reaches out to grabbed his hands. “Okay, let’s hop to it!”

“Wait, Kreia! I didn’t mean it like that! Who would want to do you anyway? Help me!”

“I have to admit,” Atton confessed. “the Exile got some moves. Maybe I should learn from him.” 

“Hey, Bao-Dur,” Mira called out, ignoring Atton.

“Yes, Mira?” Bao-Dur answered.

“You knew the Exile from the past, right?”

“Yes. What about it?”

“Was he always like this?”

“All the time. He was even call General Womanizer sometimes.”

“Great.” Mira sighed. “Atton could be a perv at times. But at least, he’s not a bigger perv than the Exile.”

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So that everyone knows, I’m going to leave for Washington, D.C. on March 24 to the 29. So what do you think of this story? I’ll make a female Exile too and see if a relation between Mira and Atton could work out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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18 Responses to “Is This Even Possible? Part I”

  1. Darth Shiin says:

    U leavin??

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Uh the story, uh… umm… well… I thought it was going to be serious but I just have my male exile be in love with brianna, and Visas doesn’t remind me of the YES HE’S PETTING MY ASS! type of girl.

    funny story

  2. haha thank you, Shiin! i think you can tell that i worked hard on this because i drank 3 cans of coke and that equals hyper!

    i didn’t know you would care that much about me =D that makes me feel all warm inside. i must be someone special then, jk =) okay, enough about that. yes, i’m leaving but only for a week or so. i’ll be back soon, but i’m still here now until i say so!

  3. MaggOnasi says:

    24 and 29? I get back the 26th… how sad =(

    GREAT STORY
    *claps, claps*…. WRITE MORE soon

  4. Darth Shiin says:

    but not a gay story..

  5. Darth Shiin says:

    uh, that didn’t come out right

  6. my story’s gay??
    or are you telling me not to write something gay??
    i won’t either way!

  7. Darth Shiin says:

    we heard you the first time Maggonasi.

    Revan Bodygaurd, no your stories not gay. and no don’t right something gay either.

    I don’t know what to write and I wish I knew how to put my drawings on here.

  8. Darth Shiin says:

    code for TELL ME!!!!

  9. how about just put them on the internet through a scanner and set a link to here!

  10. MaggOnasi says:

    It’s funny hows theres only me, Darth Shiin, and Revanbodyguard right now…

  11. That’s what makes us so freaking awesome right now!

  12. Darth Shiin says:

    Soran should get on pretty soon…

    RevanBodygaurd: If I put my pictures on the internet then people will make fun of me. Just don’t jusdge me, okay just shut up.

    jk =)

  13. MaggOnasi says:

    ow, that was mean Shiin

  14. ow, that really hurt my feelings
    sorry

  15. Darth Shiin says:

    uh, that was sarcasm and I didn’t mean for it to be mean.

    sorry.

  16. Nihilus says:

    LMFAO at this!
    I literally fell out of my seat when Kreia came along! XD

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